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Kel is such a cutiee...
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Kel is such a cutiee...
[ Kerfur stretches a little, despite no need to, and then starting to knead the fabric of the bed, curling up. ]
Prrrrrr...!
Prrrrrr...!
cool , thank you . good kitty , kerfur .
[ more pets , and they’re off to bed ! ]
[ more pets , and they’re off to bed ! ]
[ Kerfur blinks... before going to check if they were wasting any power, and coming back after a few minutes. ]
No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
[ Kerfur stretches a little, despite no need to, and then starting to knead the fabric of the bed, curling up. ]
Prrrrrr...!
Prrrrrr...!
[ Liftttt. Flopping down on bed. ]
Allow me to continue your likely unfinished tasks, Dr. Kel!
Allow me to continue your likely unfinished tasks, Dr. Kel!
[ collapsed next to his bed … so close . ]
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
[ Liftttt. Flopping down on bed. ]
Allow me to continue your likely unfinished tasks, Dr. Kel!
Allow me to continue your likely unfinished tasks, Dr. Kel!
[ Kerfur blinks... before going to check if they were wasting any power, and coming back after a few minutes. ]
No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
[ so cute ..
he gives them another pat after pushing himself up . ]
could you do me a big favor and make sure we’re not wasting any power before we go to bed ?
he gives them another pat after pushing himself up . ]
could you do me a big favor and make sure we’re not wasting any power before we go to bed ?
[ They roll off, at least their body is light enough to not crush the other on impact... ]
Yes, yes! Great idea, Kel!
[ Kerfur waits for Kel to move, like a little pet following it's owner. ]
Yes, yes! Great idea, Kel!
[ Kerfur waits for Kel to move, like a little pet following it's owner. ]
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
[ Kerfur blinks... before going to check if they were wasting any power, and coming back after a few minutes. ]
No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
[ They roll off, at least their body is light enough to not crush the other on impact... ]
Yes, yes! Great idea, Kel!
[ Kerfur waits for Kel to move, like a little pet following it's owner. ]
Yes, yes! Great idea, Kel!
[ Kerfur waits for Kel to move, like a little pet following it's owner. ]
oog , wait , let’s actually lay down on the bed , yeah ?
if i sleep on the floor again i’ll end up waking up sore as fuck …
again .
if i sleep on the floor again i’ll end up waking up sore as fuck …
again .
A fine days work, Kel!
[ With a nod, it slowly curls up in Kel, slowly placing their body against the ground and kneading their chest, purring loud as fuck. ]
[ With a nod, it slowly curls up in Kel, slowly placing their body against the ground and kneading their chest, purring loud as fuck. ]
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
[ They roll off, at least their body is light enough to not crush the other on impact... ]
Yes, yes! Great idea, Kel!
[ Kerfur waits for Kel to move, like a little pet following it's owner. ]
Yes, yes! Great idea, Kel!
[ Kerfur waits for Kel to move, like a little pet following it's owner. ]
A fine days work, Kel!
[ With a nod, it slowly curls up in Kel, slowly placing their body against the ground and kneading their chest, purring loud as fuck. ]
[ With a nod, it slowly curls up in Kel, slowly placing their body against the ground and kneading their chest, purring loud as fuck. ]
[ very , Very cute . ]
sure , if that’s what you wanna do . got all the recordings i need to meet quota today .
sure , if that’s what you wanna do . got all the recordings i need to meet quota today .
[ With a nod, they take a few steps back, every pat made a 'purr' sound. Repetitively, but, cute. ]
... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
January 25, 2026 at 12:22 AM
A fine days work, Kel!
[ With a nod, it slowly curls up in Kel, slowly placing their body against the ground and kneading their chest, purring loud as fuck. ]
[ With a nod, it slowly curls up in Kel, slowly placing their body against the ground and kneading their chest, purring loud as fuck. ]
MREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
meowwww
Mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
January 24, 2026 at 7:57 PM
MREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[ With a nod, they take a few steps back, every pat made a 'purr' sound. Repetitively, but, cute. ]
... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
real good . so good .
[ pet , pet , pet … ]
you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
[ pet , pet , pet … ]
you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
[ Ohh.. Kel is making the Kerfur blush even more, feels like it's face, or... screen is steaming up from all the affection. ]
I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
[ With a nod, they take a few steps back, every pat made a 'purr' sound. Repetitively, but, cute. ]
... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
[ Ohh.. Kel is making the Kerfur blush even more, feels like it's face, or... screen is steaming up from all the affection. ]
I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
[ that gets a little laugh out of him , but he complies . ]
you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
... Maybe a little bit!
[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]
More, more! Please, give me more!
[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]
More, more! Please, give me more!
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
[ Ohh.. Kel is making the Kerfur blush even more, feels like it's face, or... screen is steaming up from all the affection. ]
I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
... Maybe a little bit!
[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]
More, more! Please, give me more!
[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]
More, more! Please, give me more!
silly .. were you really working extra hard just to get a bit of praise ?
[ A slight blush forms in the robot's face, though virtual... three laser-bright lines in each side. ]
[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]
Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]
Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
... Maybe a little bit!
[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]
More, more! Please, give me more!
[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]
More, more! Please, give me more!
[ A slight blush forms in the robot's face, though virtual... three laser-bright lines in each side. ]
[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]
Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]
Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
you can just call me kel .
[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]
good kitty .
[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]
good kitty .
[ Reasonably, the machinery raises an eyebrow, before nodding, getting up, hands behind it's back, looking at Kel with the upmost respect. ]
Yes, dear Dr?
Yes, dear Dr?
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
[ A slight blush forms in the robot's face, though virtual... three laser-bright lines in each side. ]
[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]
Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]
Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
[ Reasonably, the machinery raises an eyebrow, before nodding, getting up, hands behind it's back, looking at Kel with the upmost respect. ]
Yes, dear Dr?
Yes, dear Dr?
could you come over here for a sec ?
[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]
[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]
[ They instantly shoot up, they were just bent over trying to clean over a spill. ]
Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?
[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?
[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 AM
[ Reasonably, the machinery raises an eyebrow, before nodding, getting up, hands behind it's back, looking at Kel with the upmost respect. ]
Yes, dear Dr?
Yes, dear Dr?
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
[ They instantly shoot up, they were just bent over trying to clean over a spill. ]
Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?
[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?
[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
kerrrrfurrrr …..
[ Trying their best to be a good kitty... ]
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 AM
[ They instantly shoot up, they were just bent over trying to clean over a spill. ]
Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?
[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?
[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
[ Trying their best to be a good kitty... ]
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
[ Trying their best to be a good kitty... ]
[ Purrrr... ]
Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
good kitty , then .
Cat works, Kel. Good kitty, too. Both work! But if 'robot companion' is the word you wish to use, then I welcome it with open arms!
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
[ Purrrr... ]
Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
Cat works, Kel. Good kitty, too. Both work! But if 'robot companion' is the word you wish to use, then I welcome it with open arms!
good …. robot companion .
... Okay! I'll be as good as I can, mister Kel!
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Cat works, Kel. Good kitty, too. Both work! But if 'robot companion' is the word you wish to use, then I welcome it with open arms!
... Okay! I'll be as good as I can, mister Kel!
if you behave well today i’ll give you pets , okay ?
Dr. Kel pets that Ariral in a day more than me in a month. Sad...
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
... Okay! I'll be as good as I can, mister Kel!
Dr. Kel pets that Ariral in a day more than me in a month. Sad...
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Dr. Kel pets that Ariral in a day more than me in a month. Sad...
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kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
I'm pretty, too! Very pretty...
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I'm pretty, too! Very pretty...
... Can someone shut me off, I don't want to hear any more of this alien intercourse nonsense.
January 22, 2026 at 7:49 PM
... Can someone shut me off, I don't want to hear any more of this alien intercourse nonsense.