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Some Guy in Kent
@kentguy.bsky.social
Professional doom scroller
This one looks familiar? Where have I seen this before? 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit - what a site 😹

Anyone for a Poppy themed goatse hat?

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December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Oh, FGS…
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
That episode was awesome and IMDB agrees
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
That festive body warmer to stop someone yanking the battery?

On the plus side, at least it’s not the armed model?
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Incredibly jealous that you’ve found a company that keen to engage with their customers

I’m wondering if I’ll see this this side of Christmas
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Can’t this sack of shit just get on with going toes up?

‘So strong, so macho’ - was my first thought watching him use a bottle like a sippy cup

mfr is rotting from the inside out and has the nerve to claim others are ‘decaying’? 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What’s not to like? This is clearly the work of a UI genius
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They won’t get a bailout
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You maybe need to read more - your first two lines here just aren’t based in reality

You’re free to believe whatever you wish though
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They lose money on every subscription as it currently stands 😹

That Fortune article earlier was hilarious - they just need 44% of *the entire worlds adult population* to start using ChatGPT

I mean, I’m all for optimism - but WTF? Give your head a wobble 😹
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They don’t have money to reinvest - this is why it’s all VC and ‘round-tripping’ financial vehicles (‘Nvidia gives OpenAI money, so that OpenAI can buy Nvidia products’)

You can’t reinvest is you have no profits - you’re just servicing debt

Even Googles AI calls this hit out
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
‘FIFA Peace Prize’?

We’re living in the absolute stupidest of times
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You could have just clicked the link? That’s exactly what an Automated Trading System already is - no ‘agentic AI’ required
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The guy’s clearly a piece of shit and it’s good that he’s jailed - but fuck me, what have you done there?!

Have you been threading, tough guy? 😹
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s just dogshit - ‘wow Beeb, you’re telling me the three-legged, gravity defying, non-shadow casting, deer on the left - aren’t real?’

‘No fucking way! I’m shocked!’
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Very depressing that the Beeb is covering ‘AI trends’ on SM and feels the need to tag them

I mean - WTF?

Whatever that critter is supposed to be, it’s probably dead after you twisted its spine 180° with your freakish hands

And WTF is up with that little girls face? 😱
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They’re being crafty bastards about their ‘new paper tube’ there

The old one contained 200g
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Very optimistic of Barclays and Amazon to think I have any money? I’m ‘100% scam-proof’ most of the month

If a scammer can pull off the timing feat of hitting my account precisely between ‘gets paid’ and ‘pays everything’ - they’ve earned it
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Disco bracelets rock - we got a matching ball for winter fetch
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This article is excellent and everyone should be aware of what’s going on here
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
1) who?
2) I hope he gets the chair, the pathetic little twat
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Middle of November (supposedly)
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hoggle-looking mf
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No, no - we need to go back to 2010 when he was first elected leader

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m needed in a field somewhere…
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM