If he'd been reburied in Arizona, he would have been just like King Tut.

Funny how Democrats are more likely to believe in aliens, Republicans more likely to believe in bigfoot. Can't think of a good reason for the difference.

Breathe in oxygen, breathe out carbon dioxide. Do it now, bitch!

Back in the late 90s/early 2000s people would ask me to "collaborate" on their RPG ideas. I'd politely say I already wrote an RPG, it was hard work, and I didn't see much point on being second fiddle to someone I'd never heard of.

Sorry, "18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma." Bill was just too goddamn modest.
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It's like JJ Abrams was merged with a neo-Nazi school shooter and made a comic book. And this is part of D.C.'s most valuable franchise!

Please, just go back to Batman and Joker exchanging boners.

Alright. He turned into a "fourth dimensional entity" and ATE CHINA.

Everything stupid about our culture is contained in that statement.

Yes, if you want to show that the Joker is reeeeally messed up, you can have him eat ONE guy! Or maybe several! That's enough to horrify people. Saying he ate a BILLION makes writers sound like Mooninite edgelords.

They're also in Starfleet Battles! (But of course they are.)

No longer "white enough"?