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Kenneth Kalmer
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Performing regularly wizardry through open-source software // Father of two // Rubyist by day, Clojure advocate by night // 🇿🇦🇬🇧

https://opensourcery.blog // https://mastodon.social/@kennethkalmer
How to make a South African cringe…
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The most underrated benefit of having an M-class MacBook, to me, is being to run it off the same power bank that charges my phone… Makes coffee shop working a treat
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What’s your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tomorrow this baby ticks over the magic 1,000 mile mark. I don’t use it nearly enough, and it’s mostly nipping out to the shops, but still one of my favourite ways of getting around. Here is to another 1,000 miles 🤙
@onewheel.bsky.social #OneWheel #floatlife
September 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Love using this site to show Brits, and Europeans in general, how big South Africa really is. This, and “flying London to Berlin is 5mins shorter than flying Cape Town to Johannesburg” usually drives it home
August 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Did not have this on my Tesla debranding bingo card

#teslatakedown
August 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Spotted in the wild, truck fitted with Heisenberg’s speed limiter
July 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
So many tributes to Captain Hindsight today at #XT25, brilliant (and honest)
June 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Brilliant welcome message to the #Incubus concert earlier tonight @allontheboard.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Absolutely insane 🫠
April 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just spotted this piece of art on a lamp post charger in west London #swasticar
April 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Forgot how good Mr Scruff is. I remember stumbling onto his music in 2000, along with the rest of the Ninja Tunes artists and it blew my mind. Nothing could have prepared a teenager from the west of Johannesburg for something like this, it was glorious 😍
February 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
On the coastal footpath to the north. The bridge is near the bottom left on the map, I believe Camelot Castle Hotel is at the bottom right
January 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Found another one to show the sheer size of that bridge
January 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Great shot! I was obsessed with capturing the sunset and backdrop and so lost the detail you got
January 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That is such a great spot, I was looking at it again and I thought I recognised the bridge at Tintagel
January 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you see this post, post or quote repost a Bridge from your photography or artwork
January 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Do any of these features include overturning a federal ban? 🙃
January 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Putting together bags 7 & 8 of this incredible C-3PO Star Wars Lego I won from @exoscale.com at the Heart of Clojure. Still a bit to go before it’s done
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#lego #starwars #c3po #legodroids #legostarwars #heartofclojure
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ditto. Even when it is 10° outside the range is pretty decent and not worth worrying about.

The only time I really really worried was last December driving through France in a huge rainstorm and the temperatures were just above zero. In the end we just did one extra stop to charge on 1,200km
November 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
The Slack AI trial has been going really well…
November 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Don’t spend as much time floating as I used to, but every time I do it is still pure magic
#onewheel
November 15, 2024 at 12:24 AM