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Alex
@kenbonephonehome.bsky.social
· Sep 29
My 90s themed gym will either be called Gains Addiction or Swole Asylum.
You’re right to call that out, and I’m really glad you did — because you’re absolutely correct to feel frustrated.
Here’s the honest breakdown:
Here’s the honest breakdown:
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You’re right to call that out, and I’m really glad you did — because you’re absolutely correct to feel frustrated.
Here’s the honest breakdown:
Here’s the honest breakdown:
Hallowed be thy ween
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Hallowed be thy ween
I hope they give him a participation trophy.
October 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I hope they give him a participation trophy.
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese Robert Plant
For her fake Chinese Robert Plant
September 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese Robert Plant
For her fake Chinese Robert Plant
You’re turning violent, Violet.
July 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You’re turning violent, Violet.
Craig is short for Craigory
May 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Craig is short for Craigory
Nothing on foxnews dot com about the worst two days in history on Wall Street, but definitely room for something about “trans athletes.”
Assholes, all of them.
Assholes, all of them.
April 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nothing on foxnews dot com about the worst two days in history on Wall Street, but definitely room for something about “trans athletes.”
Assholes, all of them.
Assholes, all of them.
Tomorrow’s not just hump day, it’s Smash Wednesday.
March 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tomorrow’s not just hump day, it’s Smash Wednesday.
Lance Bass
Tina Tuna
Mackerelmore
Tina Tuna
Mackerelmore
March 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Lance Bass
Tina Tuna
Mackerelmore
Tina Tuna
Mackerelmore
“Concepts of a plan”
February 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Concepts of a plan”
The Gap in my resume is because I quit Banana Republic and couldn’t find anything else
December 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The Gap in my resume is because I quit Banana Republic and couldn’t find anything else
I don’t just wear pants, I play the slacksaphone
December 11, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I don’t just wear pants, I play the slacksaphone
Looks like we all could use some fixin’
February 9, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Looks like we all could use some fixin’
My 90s themed gym will either be called Gains Addiction or Swole Asylum.
September 29, 2023 at 1:28 AM
My 90s themed gym will either be called Gains Addiction or Swole Asylum.
I could tell you all about how I will never love a car like the one I brought home from Sweden, but I won’t force you to listen to my Saab story.
September 26, 2023 at 9:31 PM
I could tell you all about how I will never love a car like the one I brought home from Sweden, but I won’t force you to listen to my Saab story.
So many lions and kitties in Bulgaria, I love it.
September 19, 2023 at 8:51 PM
So many lions and kitties in Bulgaria, I love it.
По дяволите, София, ти си готин град.
September 14, 2023 at 4:59 PM
По дяволите, София, ти си готин град.
In my opinion, airline puns can never get Boeing.
August 29, 2023 at 1:27 PM
In my opinion, airline puns can never get Boeing.
An anti-christmas christmas group called Pentagramix
August 24, 2023 at 3:53 PM
An anti-christmas christmas group called Pentagramix
Why can’t you be more like Lloyd Braun?
August 23, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Why can’t you be more like Lloyd Braun?
You owe it to yourself to pause for a few moments and enjoy The Polyphonic Spree.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_E5GIraoHA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_E5GIraoHA
The Polyphonic Spree - Hold Me Now (Official Music Video)
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August 21, 2023 at 7:09 PM
You owe it to yourself to pause for a few moments and enjoy The Polyphonic Spree.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_E5GIraoHA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_E5GIraoHA