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Kelsey Jo
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Humanitarian aid, wine, Afghanistan/Syria/Ukraine, writing & editing, cats, Shakespeare, travel, cheese, learning new things, coffee. Not necessarily in that order. Views shared are my own.
Popcorn thief
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Well I and the cats enjoyed the extremely short-lived snow flurry
February 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
February 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Yayyyyy I need snow give me some snow please snow gods
3:14 pm — Snow showers focus late afternoon into early evening

The steadiest periods of light snow are likely to occur over the next 1-2 hours. Anything that falls will stick.

Dusting to a half inch, but some slick spots are possible.

Spottier snow showers possible later into evening.
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Jo
The Washington Post just laid off its entire award-winning photo team. They were our eyes in places we'll never see. It's a horrifying loss at a time when lying governments, propaganda and AI slop are on the rise.
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I feel like I just need to be permanently drunk right now
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Sadly, why is she surprised. Also, please hire me 🙏
Melinda French Gates, the philanthropist and former wife of Bill Gates, said that references to her ex-husband in newly released files related to Jeffrey Epstein, including claims that Gates had engaged in extramarital sex, had left her with “unbelievable sadness.”
Melinda French Gates Addresses New References to Bill Gates in Epstein Files
Messages in the latest Epstein files suggesting that Bill Gates had engaged in extramarital sex brought up “painful” memories, his former wife said in an interview. Mr. Gates has denied the claims.
nyti.ms
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Ignoring reality for extremely short duration of this perfection
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Currently stuck due to a cat in my lap who has discovered blankets
February 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
You forgot Iowans
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 9d
Some use the word to apologize or point out something noteworthy. It's become a social media obsession among Michiganders, Wisconsinites, and Minnesotans alike.
Where does "ope" come from?
If you live in Michigan, it's very likely you’ve heard someone use the word “ope” more than once. But why do we say it and where does it come from?
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Getting some good rare Lily cuddles
January 28, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Finally made it home and the girls missed me 🥰
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Finallyyyyyyy - and my bag even made it, too!
January 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Heading out for day 2 of trying to get home 🫠🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
So far we’re 6 hours delayed 😫
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Really really really hoping my flight to DCA doesn’t get canceled 😱❄️
January 26, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Not a terrible location from which to have a job interview 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
In Baltimore for a job interview, wish me luck 😫
January 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
First time taking the metro for weeks, if not months. It feels weird.
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Kelsey Jo
At what ease
Might corrupt minds procure knaves as corrupt
To swear against you? Such things have been done.
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I definitely didn’t have the war starting in Minneapolis on my 2026 bingo card 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Lily in a box
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The girls got a very scary new toy for Christmas 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It is a very rainy day and I am loving the ish out of it #DC
January 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
So far today I have: finished Stranger Things, been rejected from a job, drank an entire bottle of wine, cried over Minneapolis, and nearly started a fire in my apartment. It has been a day and I want it to end.
January 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM