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I am several cats in a human suit. I talk mainly video games: Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077. Some topics are NSFW

https://archiveofourown.org/users/dragonndoggod

I adore my favorite Tiefling and his lore.
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#TavQOTD
Sleep hygiene

1/2

Darius hates sleeping filthy, so he wipes down before bedding down. Brushes hair, teeth, horn oil, removes makeup.
But he also hates sleeping, given it almost always brings nightmares, so he postpones actually sleeping with reading until he's cross-eyed.
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#Durge
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
#tavqotd How does your Tav/Durge deal with in-game traumatic events?

By dealing with it the same way he does all his trauma. He pushes it down, refusing to acknowledge it at all. Not healthy at all, but that's all he knows.
#EverettOC
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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#TavQOTD
Home to return to

There is no home in the Undercity or the quiet temple to Bhaal. Darius would much rather forget everything about that, as little as he remembers of it from the first place.
#Durge
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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#TavQOTD
Home smell

Darius and Astarion's house got that brand new scent over it, D commissioned it right after felling the brain.

But it also smells like citrus, lilies, sweet cider and wine, and sometimes a twinge of old, musty books.
And that telltale twinkle in the nose of enchantments.
#Durge
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
#tavqotd what does your Tav/Durge’s home or personal space smell like?

At this moment, Everett doesn't have a home. But his personal space smells like himself. Smoke from a fire, old books and ink. With a slight hint of iron.

Not the most pleasing scent, but still
#EverettOC
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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#TavQOTD 1/2 Boris *would* go for a basic hot chocolate, but Sabre won't allow that. He's getting a very fancy looking hot chocolate instead, somehow topped off with whipped cream and *shredded gold*. Sabre has only told Boris the recipe and he made him promise not to share it with anyone.
#tavqotd

It's too cold today! Let's have hot chocolate!

How does your tav/durge like theirs?

Mal likes his with a ton of marshmallows. And with cookies to go with it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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#TavQOTD
Hot chocolate

Darius prefers his with a bit of heat - some cinnamon and chilli, PleaseAndThankYou.
#Durge
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
#tavqotd review of companion

Everett would have fun writing a review of a companion!

Karlach: excellent for watching your back and making sure that no one sneaks up on you. However, Karlach has a habit of watching someone having personal time with your significant other. 3.5/5 +
#EverettOC
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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#TavQOTD 1/2 Boris writes a long review about Karlach, seeing as he spends the most time with her thanks to Rose. Short version: "She is kind and takes no nonsense. A good protector for the week, as a hero should be. 5/5 stars."

Sabre reviews Astarion and Karlach. His reviews are much, much...
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
#TAVEMBER Day#30: Smile

When Everett is facing the world, he's have a fake smile that just "barely" there. Never reaching his eyes, just enough so others drop their guard around him. When he's with friends and people he likes, his smile is flirty. +
#EverettOC #tavqotd
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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#TavQOTD Boris isn't really the dancing time unless he's drunk and at that point, he's jamming to whatever is playing in his head.

Sabre on the other hand...if the song has a good beat, he's shaking it!
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#tavqotd questionable reading material

Gale caught him reading a very explicit book, and he caught him at the hottest scene. Everett's flushed and trying to cover his lap so no one could see how turned on he was. He could see the look Astarion shoots him, the elf knows.+
#EverettOC
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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#TavQOTD #Tav #Durge #BG3

What did your Tav/Durge do first post game?

#OrisOC went to the Elfsong to sing! And perhaps to give a private encore...

"Took you long enough, darling! Ready for the encore?"
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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#TavQOTD 4/4 The tiny chest has several notes surrounding it, all with advice (a few genuine but most are jokes) on how to please Sabre. Gale has had enough for today. He returns to his area, where it's safe.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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#TavQOTD 3/? That's fine, until he gets a closer look at the book Boris is reading: "How to Satisfy Your Partner: 69th Edition". He doesn't even say anything, but Boris feels his gaze on him.

"You are free to use them as you see fit or make your contributions next to the tiny chest."
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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#TavQOTD 2/? ...come over here then? WHY." Sabre closes his book, goes to Shadowheart's resting area, and continues working there, this time with Shadowheart *quietly* sharing her thoughts and making suggestions.

Gale then goes over to Boris, who's surrounded by books regarding anatomy.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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#TavQOTD 1/? Gale found Sabre editing one of his smutty stories. Sabre doesn't care until he starts saying what he's writing out loud to the camp.

"...the Tiefling gazed at him with hungry eyes as he stroked his leaking co--"

"STOP!! It's not done yet!"

"By the gods, Sabre..."

"Why did you...
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#tavqotd What song can you see a Tav/Durge of yours shaking it to?

"Push & Shove" by No Doubt or maybe "Here comes the hot stepper" by Ini Kamoze. Everett just enjoys theusic and tries to shake it!
#EverettOC
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
#TavQOTD What did your Tav/Durge do first post game?

Finding Astarion and sitting with him until it's safe for him to move and ask him if he wants to feed. Then, when they're both safe, they'll sleep.

Everett then shows Astarion how much he cares and loves him. +
#EverettOC #slightnsfw
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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"Not from around here?"

No. It's more the "Oh, gods, it's YOU again!" with Darius, and often disappointed or even angry faces, leading him on a path of "What, who, when did I do?"

It's confusing, man!
#Durge
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
#TAVEMBER Day#29: Ugly

For Everett, it's people's attitudes and indifference towards animals and children. Sure, he loves thievery and has no problem with killing. When he sees someone hurting an animal or a child, it shows the person's ugly side. +
#TavQOTD #EverettOC
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
#nsfw #tavqotd love interest touches

Soft touches that trail along his sides and to his hips. Fingertips that will trace his Patron's mark on the underside of his tail. Everett's tail lifts, inviting Astarion for more. +
#EverettOC
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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#tavqotd #AvariceOC #BG3 #Tav #Durge

Avarice robbed all of Reithwin, especially the toll house. He even tried to haul the toll taker's corpse back to camp to harvest all the coins, but it was too heavy, so he stuffed it in a vault to retrieve later.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#28: Scar

All but a few of Everett's scars are wiped away every time he wakes up in Candlekeep, all except the fw on his stomach. Those on his stomach follow him through each lifetime, a reminder of what he did when he signed and agreed to the contract. +
#EverettOC #TavQOTD
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
#tavqotd What or who is the "light at the end of the tunnel" when everything is going wrong?

When the world is is collapsing on him, Everett struggles to think. To remember the hand reaching out to him. Each day is different, but Astarion by his side helps him through the darker parts.
#EverettOC
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM