Kelly Oristano
@kellyo101.bsky.social
Haven't had to make a bio for an app profile in maybe a decade? I used to try to make them funny.
A Bridge Too Terabithia To Name
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A Bridge Too Terabithia To Name
That's fine, but when your healthy cheap selfish ass has an accident, your coverage should be comparably less useful.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That's fine, but when your healthy cheap selfish ass has an accident, your coverage should be comparably less useful.
Fool me sixteen times, shame on my best friend's cousin's therapist's spouse...
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fool me sixteen times, shame on my best friend's cousin's therapist's spouse...
Reposted by Kelly Oristano
MORE: Under questioning by the judge, prosecutor Tyler Lemons said that he’s under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether there is a declination memo recommending against the prosecution of Comey
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
MORE: Under questioning by the judge, prosecutor Tyler Lemons said that he’s under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether there is a declination memo recommending against the prosecution of Comey
Block quoting your weasel characterization of the opposing argument is... something.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Block quoting your weasel characterization of the opposing argument is... something.
Haha at 'beneath the office of the president.' Maybe from 1780 to 2015.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Haha at 'beneath the office of the president.' Maybe from 1780 to 2015.
So long and thanks for all the fash.
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So long and thanks for all the fash.
"Last week you may have strongly sensed that I'm a super creep, but this week you know I'm a super creep.
Pedagogically this is a challenge for me."
Pedagogically this is a challenge for me."
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"Last week you may have strongly sensed that I'm a super creep, but this week you know I'm a super creep.
Pedagogically this is a challenge for me."
Pedagogically this is a challenge for me."
