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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️
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44, dog mom, human aunt, pirate brainrot enthusiast, reformed lurker
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https://archiveofourown.org/users/kellykat53/pseuds/kellykat53

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Ed Teach is holding a letter from Stede while strangling a Navy officer.
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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An open sliding glass door with a single paw print in the snow with the text “A short story about decisions” above the image.
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Not a fic, but my brain wouldn’t stop noodling around with this
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Ed Teach gave to Stede Twelve cannons firing Eleven nooks for sitting Ten swords a-stabbing Nine mermen swimming Eight scribes a-sketching Seven crew a-crafting Six flags a-flying Five golden robes Four silk cravats Three French ships Two mated gulls And the truest love ever known at sea
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Jim, Archie, Izzy, and Oluwande are on the deck of the Revenge, looking at Ed, who is offscreen Ed is wearing his probation onesie and cat collar. Stede is standing off to the left, staring at him adoringly.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Ed and Stede are standing next to each other gazing into each others eyes like friends do. Stede is wearing his khaki treasure hunting outfit. Ed is wearing black leather pants, a purple tshirt, and Stede’s cravat around his neck. He is holding his leather jacket in his hand.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Ed Is sinking in the water while he’s in the gravy basket, between life and death. His arms and legs are spread out. He is barefoot and wearing his leather pants and black tshirt.
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Ed and Stede are sitting side by side, looking out at the ocean. Their backs are to the camera. They are wearing their naval academy white shirts and grey trousers.
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Ed is laying in the blanket fort. He is wearing the fuchsia depression robe, which is open, revealing his chest. A jar of marmalade is perched on his tummy. He is staring at a candle in the bottom left of the frame.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Blank AO3 wrapped meme
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
kellykat53.bsky.social
So fun! Blank one ⬇️
AO3 WRAPPED MEME Top additional tags Plot what plot Stepdad!Ed Pining Angst Happy Ending Friends to Lovers Fluff and Humor Idiots in Love David Jenkins school of… Lucius Deserves a Raise Minutes 525,600 😂😭🥰 Top Genre Woke and ghey
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Big win for me! Just checked my mail to find more gorgeous stickers from @self-induljennt.bsky.social
A sticker of Ed in his purple French party boat outfit. He is holding his coat over his arm. Holographic sticker of Ed and Stede in their treasure hunting outfits. It says “Deeply Cool Adventure Time” at the top A very cool and piratey wax seal used on the packet the stickers came in
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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S1 Ed is wearing the fuchsia depression robe and tidying up the captain’s quarters S2 Ed is wearing his leathers and polishing a door handle in the captain’s quarters. He is holding a bucket of items he has tidied up
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Oh ffs this posted without the background
Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet wearing a teal coat and waistcoat with gold trim embellishments. He is making a very bitchy judgmental face and I would like for him to make it at me.
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet wearing a teal coat and waistcoat with gold trim embellishments. He is making a very bitchy judgmental face and I would like for him to make it at me.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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These are some of my faves that I saved when he was on tour and all over the timeline. I don’t know who to credit so if you are the source, I owe you everything!!
Rhys Darby performing standup in his signature R⚡️D shirt. He is miming holding the controllers of a jet pack. Rhys Darby performing stand up in his signature R⚡️D shirt and skinny jeans. Rhys Darby performing stand up in his signature R⚡️D shirt and black skinny jeans. His hip is cocked to the side and he’s raising a fist in the air and the lines of his body in this pose are very aesthetically pleasing Rhys Darby performing stand up in his signature R⚡️D shirt. His hands are clasped and he has a beard.
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Image of a knife sticking in a wall with tally marks. From a cut scene in OFMD S2. This screenshot taken from a TikTok by lahdostry
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Is this alright?
Close up of Ed Teach gazing at Stede on the deck of the Revenge in the moonlight. S2 Ep 5. He is wearing his probation onesie and cat collar.
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Stede and Ed are wearing their fancy clothes on the French party boat. Stede is giving Ed a skeptical look as Ed stands to right, telling the story of the time he “actually did eat a man”.
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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It’s our first day of properly cold (and rainy) weather. We’ll see how long Duffy tolerates his sweater 😂
A blonde scruffy dog laying on a rug wearing a cream colored sweater.
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Maybe Ed replies with this.

Turning rando spam texts into AUs = poison into positivity!
Booked a beautician slot, if your time allows we could go later, chill
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Medium close up of Ed Teach standing on the deck of the Revenge in his probation onesie and cat collar. He is smiling during his apology speech.
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Ed and Stede are underwater. Ed is on the left, barefoot and wearing a black tshirt with his leather pants. Stede is on the right and is a glorious merman with an orange tail and flowing fins.
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Stede is wearing his teal outfit and sitting in his quarters. He has just used the “stun move” on Nigel Badminton and has a panicked look on his face as he says “No, no!”
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
kellykat53.bsky.social
You might enjoy this little moment from my upcoming Librarian Ed fic
Stede, meanwhile, became more and more of a daily fixture at the library, but he always insisted that Ed put him to work rather than just have him “lollygagging” about. Ed soon discovered that his favorite job to give to Stede was reshelving books, because he got to watch Stede stretch on his tippy toes and flex his biceps when he reached for the higher shelves. The lock on Ed’s office door got more of a workout than it had in the past five years combined.
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Close up of Stede’s anguished face as he leans over Ed, who is sleeping (yup, just sleeping, definitely not half-dead in the gravy basket)
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM