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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁
@kellycupcakes.bsky.social
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she / her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦
smut purveyor 🌶️
protein princess 💪🏻
rope bunny 🪢
cat mom 🐱
audiobookworm 📚
hot sloppy mess ✨

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this is like peak Bio writing
screenshot of Matt Maeson's bio on Spotify: 3,513,323 MONTHLY LISTENERS Just got asked if I was the singer of Coldplay at my hotel right after I played an arena. Once I got into my room I was super tired but also really hungry so I grabbed some chips from the mini bar but I didn't look at the label and they were unbelievably spicy habanero chips and I'm just stuck on why would you have habanero chips as an option in a hotel room? Like the market for people that enjoy habanero chips has to be very niche right? My mouth is on fire and I can't wash it out so I'm just distracting myself by typing this Posted by Matt Maeson
December 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
looks like somebody can't read
an empty cardboard box with "don't throw out" written on it
November 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
post a picture you took to add some calm to the timeline
looking up from the table of a cute little back patio of a bar, with plants growing on either side, trees ahead, and an awning & patio string lights stretched overhead. the afternoon sky is grey but the greenery and the warm glow of the lights make things much prettier.
November 29, 2024 at 1:00 AM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
cuz like, this fit goes kinda hard. and don't get me started on having a tail
Kelly with her patched denim jacket over her orange & white fox onesie lit by a streetlamp as she walks down the street. her red hair is braided into long pigtails down the front of her chest. her eyeshadow is orange and her eyeliner wings are big and black.
November 24, 2024 at 12:20 AM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
i mean Lorna makes some good points 😆

thoughts @marawilson.bsky.social ?
screenshot of a Lorna Rose Treen post from TikTok, with text that says: "We're supposed to route for Matilda, but she's actually a little swot goody two shoes. She literally gets adopted by her teacher. My teacher was never interested in adopting me. She's obsessed with reading, but is she? Or does she just want to be the favourite? Matilda has extreme pick me girl energy. I bet she grows up and uses her magical powers to work in the tory party. I bet she grows up and asks people to call her Tilly. I bet she grows up and makes everyone pay £400 for her Hen Night activities."
October 11, 2024 at 7:16 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
truly iconic lyrics
(lyrics from Downloading Porn With Davo by The Moldy Peaches) So I fucked a little waitress im exchange for a snort My girl's got a dick hanging out of her shorts
August 22, 2024 at 7:28 AM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
couldn't decide which paddle i wanted so i splurged and got both 🏓💥😌 also this great slap strap thing
two wooden paddles laid out on a cute tote bag. one is rectangular with a honeycomb engraved into it, made of a beautiful cherry wood. the second is a darkly stained wood with a round paddle shape and a spiral engraved into it. in between them is a strip of vibrant pink synthetic material, folded in half and riveted together so it has two tails for slapping with.
August 11, 2024 at 5:03 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
been rollin for hours 🍃
a table with a plate and jar on it, along with a grinder, a small spoon, some packets of rolling papers, some small pieces of card for folding filters, and 56 freshly rolled joints (some on the plate, some in the jar)
May 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Playboy magazine, December issue, 1976
a simple single-panel cartoon of two older women in a living room flipping through a photo album. below it is the caption "That's my son, Donald, before he decided to become my daughter, Denise"
April 23, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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legs for dayyys
kelly unties the bow at the neckline of her see-through blouse as she sits in bed, giving you an excellent view of her partly crossed fishnet-clad legs
April 7, 2024 at 7:25 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
muscle dyke scumbag with a dash of classy sparkle princess
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like male, female, non-binary, masculine, feminine, or androgynous. go!
April 4, 2024 at 5:02 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
please talk to me ☀️,
please love me 🌙,
don't talk to me ⬆️
a 3 by 4 grid with the astrological signs in it. along the top of the columns are the labels "Don't", "Please", and "Why would you", and along the left side of the rows are the labels "talk to me", "ignore me", "try me", ane "love me".
April 4, 2024 at 4:49 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
clean & ready 🧼🍑
kelly's freshly showered butt 🧡🖤
March 14, 2024 at 9:55 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
titty tuesday ft. my new jumpsuit
kelly holds open her unzipped floral-print jumpsuit to show you her tits, pale and soft and small and with a cursive script tattoo above the left breast which reads "don't worry"
March 12, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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feelin like the prettiest flower in the garden 🪻
kelly poses in front of a white wall, one hand up by her shoulder and her head tilted slightly. she's wearing a pink bow in her hair, a blue blouse with a bow at the front, a coral-y pink belt, and a sky printed skirt
March 5, 2024 at 7:29 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
hey cuties 💙 guess who's back?
kelly lays on her tummy in bed, bathed in pale blue light, her softly smiling face close to yours, one cheek resting on her fist. she's wearing a light gold chain necklace and a rope harness
March 5, 2024 at 4:28 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
happy leap day everyone! 💙💛
Leap Day William, as portrayed by Jack McBrayer in the tv show 30 Rock
February 29, 2024 at 3:37 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
who's next? 🧡🖤
kelly stands above you in a sheer blouse with a black bra clearly visible through it, and a short black pencil skirt. in her hands she's wielding a crop, ready to show you your place at her feet, grovelling for mercy before her
February 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
do you really think you deserve any more than this?
you're looking up at kelly from between her legs as she lays in bed, your head resting against her bruised thigh. she smiles at you as she pulls her red panties slightly to the side just enough to show you some bulge but not enough for you to see her gorgeous cock
February 16, 2024 at 6:37 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
🌹💘 Happy Valentine's Day 💘🌹
Kelly lays in bed wearing a red bra and red thong, smiling warmly at you
February 15, 2024 at 5:18 AM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
"listening to an audiobook at work" is shaking hands with "listening to smut without headphones" and below the handshake emoji is a label that says "my job"
February 13, 2024 at 9:01 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
tits, pantyhose, and some armpit

what more could you even hope for?
kelly takes a selfie from the neck down, wearing nothing but some purple pantyhose and a pair of panties faintly visible through the sheer fabric
February 12, 2024 at 6:27 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
😘 just a hard workin, hard playin, dirty mess of a gal
kelly takes a high angle selfie wearing dirty paint splattered jeans and a messy yellow tank top that used to be a staff shirt from a monster jam rally a dozen years ago that she cut the sleeves off. her black sports bra is clearly visible through the chopped open sleeve hole. around her waist is a belt with a pouch of tools hanging from it. behind her is a shelf of tools and some building materials.
February 9, 2024 at 10:06 PM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
love a good practice suspension between friends 🪢
kelly hangs in a rope suspension in a living room. her chest is in a hands free rope harness with an upline at the back connecting to carabiners up above. her arms are handcuffed behind her back. her right leg is pulled out to one side, folded at the knee, using a single band futomomo, with an upline holding it up. her left leg is tucked in front of her, the ankle resting on the thigh of the right leg, with an upline around both ankle and upper thigh. behind her on the floor is a wooden chair laying on its side, with rope still tied to it from when it was used earlier in the sequence.
February 5, 2024 at 12:38 AM
kellycupcakes.bsky.social
if you were a villain, who would you be?
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch from The Venture Brothers
January 23, 2024 at 5:01 PM