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It would be too confusing to the Department of Homeland Terrorism to both create and fight terrorism, so … fighting it is off the table.
December 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If the coin had bounced and flipped, Trump 100% would’ve reached down and turned it over.
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Drug containers need to show their ingredients. Like “98% ferdloxicin, 2% contaminants”.
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Meanwhile in South Carolina:
“We have seen measles spread quickly in unvaccinated households here in South Carolina. We also know that it can spread quickly in unvaccinated communities based on outbreaks in other states.”

dph.sc.gov/diseases-con...
2025 Measles Outbreak | South Carolina Department of Public Health
dph.sc.gov
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
How do reporters not scream “JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION I ASKED!”?
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Careful analysis and bipartisan debate has been replaced by “we believe”.
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
All in upper-case with a lot of spelling and grammatical errors, and with plenty of exclamation points because you can never have enough of those!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stephen Colbert timed the release of this video perfectly.

youtu.be/mmGS8CiXfao
Donald Trump Gets His Very Own Lawn Mower
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Stephen Colbert chimes in on Trump’s mental abilities. 🤪

youtu.be/mmGS8CiXfao?...
Donald Trump Gets His Very Own Lawn Mower
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Only thing worse than a racist is a cowardly racist.
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Trump’s message to America:

Make
Austerity
Great
Again
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I agree. It’s sad to say this, but our best chance of winning is with a youngish (<=50) straight white male for both President and VP.
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Why doesn’t anyone ever ask “Why not make Medicare available to everyone?”
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Delusional drivel
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
As republicans like to say, that’s just Trump being Trump. C’est La vie MAGA Marge. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
No thanks, Duffy. After walking 2 miles through an airport and experiencing the stress of dealing with TSA goons, I DO NOT need to do pull-ups.
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Trump hearing about Paul’s comment.
a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him
ALT: a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him
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December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Trump making plans for next year is quite optimistic.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Trump needs to be on the JTTF’s terrorist list for being anti-America and pro-Russia.
donald trump is giving a speech at a debate and says `` true '' .
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a debate and says `` true '' .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And yet the FBI was still tasked with wasting their time and our taxes on a useless investigation.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
THIS is how you president.
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Donald J Trump Institute of Peace” is a perfect example of an oxymoron.
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I mean, who doesn’t have a “dust drawer”?
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM