Kelly_Instalove
@kelly-instalove.bsky.social
Book wallower, music nerd, history geek, dog lover, Cool Mom™, Iowa girl, Diet Coke addict, flaming liberal.
I snorted diet coke out my nose on this one.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I snorted diet coke out my nose on this one.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
FREDDY SAYS HAPPY HALLOWEEN
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
FREDDY SAYS HAPPY HALLOWEEN
A tip from me to you: Leave the weird Kit Kat flavors for the trick-or-treaters. Trust me on this.
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A tip from me to you: Leave the weird Kit Kat flavors for the trick-or-treaters. Trust me on this.
My aunts visited over the weekend, and we heard all the HUSHED-UP FAMILY DRAMA no one ever talked about when we were younger. My sister and I decided that our generation is painfully boring, so we are now going to make up for lost time with a BLAZE OF MIDDLE AGE INFAMY.
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My aunts visited over the weekend, and we heard all the HUSHED-UP FAMILY DRAMA no one ever talked about when we were younger. My sister and I decided that our generation is painfully boring, so we are now going to make up for lost time with a BLAZE OF MIDDLE AGE INFAMY.
Waiting for my mom at the geriatric physical therapist, and every single senior who comes in here is just a hoot and has me almost crying with laughter. Elder snark is an under-appreciated genre.
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Waiting for my mom at the geriatric physical therapist, and every single senior who comes in here is just a hoot and has me almost crying with laughter. Elder snark is an under-appreciated genre.
I had a long dentist appointment this morning for a filling and crown work, and I got the most aggressive hiccups of my life right during the middle of it.
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I had a long dentist appointment this morning for a filling and crown work, and I got the most aggressive hiccups of my life right during the middle of it.
I can open a tube of refrigerator biscuits without flinching.
One day I will save you all from the zombie horde.
One day I will save you all from the zombie horde.
I wanna try something!
ppl are often surprised at my ability to sound like a native even if I don't understand the language, and I've always said that's my superpower!
Now be it always successfully opening jars or falling asleep in under 5 minutes no matter what..
what is your silly superpower?
ppl are often surprised at my ability to sound like a native even if I don't understand the language, and I've always said that's my superpower!
Now be it always successfully opening jars or falling asleep in under 5 minutes no matter what..
what is your silly superpower?
October 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can open a tube of refrigerator biscuits without flinching.
One day I will save you all from the zombie horde.
One day I will save you all from the zombie horde.
My dog has a doppelganger at doggie daycare. I just spent 15 minutes watching someone else's playful dog on the webcam livestream.
MY dumb dog is never cute in camera range because he's invariably stuck to the nearest human like Gorilla Glue.
MY dumb dog is never cute in camera range because he's invariably stuck to the nearest human like Gorilla Glue.
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My dog has a doppelganger at doggie daycare. I just spent 15 minutes watching someone else's playful dog on the webcam livestream.
MY dumb dog is never cute in camera range because he's invariably stuck to the nearest human like Gorilla Glue.
MY dumb dog is never cute in camera range because he's invariably stuck to the nearest human like Gorilla Glue.
Work client is a cancer screening org based at a flagship state university. I just scheduled a call for Monday to discuss how much we need to censor ourselves about health equity/disparities.
(1) Fuck this racist, sexist, homophobic cockroach-infested hellhole administration. (2) FUCK CANCER.
(1) Fuck this racist, sexist, homophobic cockroach-infested hellhole administration. (2) FUCK CANCER.
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Work client is a cancer screening org based at a flagship state university. I just scheduled a call for Monday to discuss how much we need to censor ourselves about health equity/disparities.
(1) Fuck this racist, sexist, homophobic cockroach-infested hellhole administration. (2) FUCK CANCER.
(1) Fuck this racist, sexist, homophobic cockroach-infested hellhole administration. (2) FUCK CANCER.
Jaysus effing christ.
Des Moines Public Schools superintendent Ian Roberts arrested by ICE, district says
"We have no confirmed information as to why Dr. Roberts is being detained or the next potential steps," the district's release states.
www.desmoinesregister.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Jaysus effing christ.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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READ THIS RIGHT NOW IT'S AMAZING TRUST MEEEEE
(the audio narrator is fantastic too, omg)⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
(the audio narrator is fantastic too, omg)⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
September 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
READ THIS RIGHT NOW IT'S AMAZING TRUST MEEEEE
(the audio narrator is fantastic too, omg)⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
(the audio narrator is fantastic too, omg)⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
September 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The final home run. RIP, Mr. Redford.
September 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The final home run. RIP, Mr. Redford.
Is it OK for a grown-up to play with the FP Little People school bus in the waiting room at the new dentist office, yes/no?
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Is it OK for a grown-up to play with the FP Little People school bus in the waiting room at the new dentist office, yes/no?