— DR. KEL
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here . i just used a template , and i might pretty it up later , but feel free to send me whatever .
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January 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
here . i just used a template , and i might pretty it up later , but feel free to send me whatever .
oh man . my hungry ass could never work at freddy’s .
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 PM
oh man . my hungry ass could never work at freddy’s .
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depends on the aliens . sorry .
is this a good or bad thing?
my bad .
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 AM
depends on the aliens . sorry .
sweet . c’mon .
[ grabbing aoba’s hand before dragging him off to the break room .. also grabbing a bag of the brownies on the way , of course . ]
[ grabbing aoba’s hand before dragging him off to the break room .. also grabbing a bag of the brownies on the way , of course . ]
Hell yea
win win .
you wanna chill in the break room ?
you wanna chill in the break room ?
January 24, 2026 at 4:36 AM
sweet . c’mon .
[ grabbing aoba’s hand before dragging him off to the break room .. also grabbing a bag of the brownies on the way , of course . ]
[ grabbing aoba’s hand before dragging him off to the break room .. also grabbing a bag of the brownies on the way , of course . ]
my bad .
the aliens are coming.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 AM
my bad .
win win .
you wanna chill in the break room ?
you wanna chill in the break room ?
Actually it's perfect. I have been feeling pretty hungry and craving a little sweet snack.
sorry , it’s all i can get away with here . can’t exactly go out and get weed , and i sure as hell can’t order it ..
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
win win .
you wanna chill in the break room ?
you wanna chill in the break room ?
sorry , it’s all i can get away with here . can’t exactly go out and get weed , and i sure as hell can’t order it ..
Oh we doing edibles. Sure. Hmm, my lap.
i’ll give you a quarter of a brownie to start with .
also , my lap or yours ?
also , my lap or yours ?
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 AM
sorry , it’s all i can get away with here . can’t exactly go out and get weed , and i sure as hell can’t order it ..
hal🪽
OH SHIT HI KIKU !!!!
OH SHIT HI KIKU !!!!
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hal🪽
OH SHIT HI KIKU !!!!
OH SHIT HI KIKU !!!!
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i’ll give you a quarter of a brownie to start with .
also , my lap or yours ?
also , my lap or yours ?
Dab me up with that
oh , waayyyyy harder .
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 AM
i’ll give you a quarter of a brownie to start with .
also , my lap or yours ?
also , my lap or yours ?
oh , waayyyyy harder .
No but I'm pretty sure it hits harder compared to the normal one.
you ever had alien weed ?
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 AM
oh , waayyyyy harder .
[ very , Very cute . ]
sure , if that’s what you wanna do . got all the recordings i need to meet quota today .
sure , if that’s what you wanna do . got all the recordings i need to meet quota today .
[ With a nod, they take a few steps back, every pat made a 'purr' sound. Repetitively, but, cute. ]
... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
real good . so good .
[ pet , pet , pet … ]
you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
[ pet , pet , pet … ]
you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
[ very , Very cute . ]
sure , if that’s what you wanna do . got all the recordings i need to meet quota today .
sure , if that’s what you wanna do . got all the recordings i need to meet quota today .
here . i just used a template , and i might pretty it up later , but feel free to send me whatever .
kellinjoy's strawpage
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January 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
here . i just used a template , and i might pretty it up later , but feel free to send me whatever .
real good . so good .
[ pet , pet , pet … ]
you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
[ pet , pet , pet … ]
you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
[ Ohh.. Kel is making the Kerfur blush even more, feels like it's face, or... screen is steaming up from all the affection. ]
I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
[ that gets a little laugh out of him , but he complies . ]
you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
real good . so good .
[ pet , pet , pet … ]
you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
[ pet , pet , pet … ]
you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
[ that gets a little laugh out of him , but he complies . ]
you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
... Maybe a little bit!
[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]
More, more! Please, give me more!
[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]
More, more! Please, give me more!
silly .. were you really working extra hard just to get a bit of praise ?
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
[ that gets a little laugh out of him , but he complies . ]
you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
cute …
[ ah , screw it . he leans down , pressing his lips to eros’s for a brief moment before straightening again . ]
howsat ?
[ ah , screw it . he leans down , pressing his lips to eros’s for a brief moment before straightening again . ]
howsat ?
( oh? oh … pupils widening. tail thumping against the floor. )
… mmmaybe. possibly.
( it is the most obvious thing in the entire world, you walking dudefailure. )
… mmmaybe. possibly.
( it is the most obvious thing in the entire world, you walking dudefailure. )
pfft …
[ stepping closer , he holds the other’s chin between his thumb and forefinger . ]
you really wanna kiss me that badly , huh ?
[ stepping closer , he holds the other’s chin between his thumb and forefinger . ]
you really wanna kiss me that badly , huh ?
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
cute …
[ ah , screw it . he leans down , pressing his lips to eros’s for a brief moment before straightening again . ]
howsat ?
[ ah , screw it . he leans down , pressing his lips to eros’s for a brief moment before straightening again . ]
howsat ?
silly .. were you really working extra hard just to get a bit of praise ?
[ A slight blush forms in the robot's face, though virtual... three laser-bright lines in each side. ]
[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]
Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]
Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
you can just call me kel .
[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]
good kitty .
[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]
good kitty .
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 AM
silly .. were you really working extra hard just to get a bit of praise ?
you can just call me kel .
[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]
good kitty .
[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]
good kitty .
[ Reasonably, the machinery raises an eyebrow, before nodding, getting up, hands behind it's back, looking at Kel with the upmost respect. ]
Yes, dear Dr?
Yes, dear Dr?
could you come over here for a sec ?
[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]
[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
you can just call me kel .
[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]
good kitty .
[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]
good kitty .
you ever had alien weed ?
I do like the hard shit. Hit me with the best ones ya got.
can’t have one without the other .
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
you ever had alien weed ?
could you come over here for a sec ?
[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]
[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]
[ They instantly shoot up, they were just bent over trying to clean over a spill. ]
Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?
[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?
[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
kerrrrfurrrr …..
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
could you come over here for a sec ?
[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]
[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]