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Ryan Kellerman
@kellerman.bsky.social
Tech and Music Nerd stuff
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It must have been 2, obviously.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ad lib it?
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oof, sorry man. If I knew something about college sports I'd try to ask you something happier. Hell, if you were an NFL/Bears fan right now you'd have no choice but to be irrationally happy.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"Oh look, this score and all these instrumental parts fell off the back of a truck. Guess we can perform it to our heart's content now."

Is that the gist of it?
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"can lead to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cool Minecraft base.
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You're alright man. Happy to be a dumpee. ☺️
June 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's not just other men, but some women too. Doing things like talking about their boyfriend crying giving them the ick and whatnot. 🤦
June 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
In the patriarchy, this is the only emotion men are allowed.
June 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If they don't we should start our own hall of fame. It'll be 27 corridors full of awesome and they'll be sad they're not part of it.
May 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I asked Canva's gen AI to give me Pope Benedict dunking...it seems the answer is no. Also they lowered the hoop for him. Smh.
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What do penguins export?
April 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I feel a sense of dread just looking at this. In about 20 minutes I'm going to feel like jamming an icepick into my head.
April 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Deeply concerned even.
March 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We have a dipshitocrasty.
March 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yea, and fopdoodle. I love that one too.
March 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sowwy. 😞
March 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Rock of Damocles. 😬
March 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
He played the titular lead role as Hercules on a campy Sam Raimi television series in late 90s.
OTHAYOTH - Website Under Construction
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March 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'd say Republicans will never win an election again if they did this, but Americans have the memory span of a goldfish.
March 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM