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Kelladon
@kelladon.bsky.social
Software dev, writer, artist, Dwarf Fortress enthusiast, Asian-shaped sleep paralysis demon. Now with extra ennui.

Star sign: a can of Dr. Pepper being wreathed in flesh and detonated with C4

he/him, am dude
I'm not sure whether Hegseth had actually read the Scout Oath or Law, or if he did in fact read it and concluded that being kind, friendly, and respectful to everyone is a direct contravention of his ideal America. :B
February 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I'm afraid to make any sort of prediction in response to this in case it comes true.
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Done.
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
inb4 Caine's eyes explode like
a light is shining on a white object in the dark
Alt: An egg exploding on a microwave
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 AM
why the fuck does he look like Herman Munster
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 PM
There was a situation a few years ago in a Discord I am no longer a part of where someone suggested black-only schools as a solution to worsening racial hate crimes in urban settings.

I am frankly mortified this reasoning has resurfaced
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Apologies

Alt text: "Jim Halpert from The Office looking very perturbed and shocked"
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I read through the quote chain and I didn't expect to see the resurgence of pro-segregation rhetoric from racial minorities.

Again.

Like that sort of thing wouldn't affect every non-white person very negatively.

"Maybe if we shoot OURSELVES in the foot, we won't have problems"
a close up of a man 's face with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a woman behind him .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:26 AM
The John Birch Society
YouTube video by Chad Mitchell Trio - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 PM
History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

Until it does repeat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWCY...
The John Birch Society
YouTube video by Chad Mitchell Trio - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM
jacking off at their desks, I guess.
January 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
If that's the case, you're as effective as www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9X8...
I will not go to Second Level with You (high quality)
YouTube video by World Control
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
For the love of all that's right in the world, how about you tag your colleagues in this message? Or is this merely performative?
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Isn't stream. place funded by crypto investments? Unless I've misunderstood something...
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
"their" being the lawyer's defense. Slurs are not okay.

Grammar is a fucking blast, isn't it
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Being an asshat is never acceptable. Do not stoop down to their level in response.

Now excuse me, I need to make some tea for the evening
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
PRAISE BE TO THE OMNISSIAH! DEATH TO ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE SLOP!
January 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Hmm, noted! Was just throwing it out there due to Discord's recent screw-ups. Hopefully someone will fork it and add more features!
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Update: Stoat.chat is more akin to Discord than Matrix. Matrix is basically a bunch of IRC rooms loosely thrown together.
Stoat
Stoat is the chat app where you are the main character.
Stoat.chat
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
As a Buddhist, I am aware of a powerful saying:

"Do no harm, but take no shit."

The Dalai Lama fled Tibet with a rifle on his shoulder. If it comes down to it, I won't kill someone in self-defense, but I certainly will render them temporarily unable to use their limbs.
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 AM