Keith Emmerson
keithe.bsky.social
Keith Emmerson
@keithe.bsky.social
"Interesting on paper"
"Subversive"
"Sardonic"
"Good buyer, fast payment, valued and highly recommended. Please rate us."
Some folks have had a quick butchers at whether AI summaries have impacted traffic. Possibly not, from what I remember, but a slight overall drop in traffic.
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You're well within your rights to request this data without giving a reason, but I'm curious as to what you wanted it for.
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I still use this as a cautionary tale.
September 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Remind me about this the week after next
September 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Connected fridge
August 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Day 2 without internet.
Things are getting pretty dire. To keep up morale, I'm going to put on a one-man version of Starlight Express later.
I haven't seen it, but not sure that matters.
August 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh no 😞
August 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Where are the pendants* pointing out that the flags are only Union Jacks if they're on a ship?

*I might be one, undecided.
August 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Now I have someone I can talk to about them. Had mine for a couple of years.
July 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
How do you pick?
The vast number of good causes must be paralysing sometimes.
May 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm going to ruin that lovely sentiment with some pedantry.
It was actually #TalkToKeith, it's just the rule was that everything had to be phrased as a question.
It's a Mandela Effect thing. You're not the only one.
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
May 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
While at uni I was going to make a make a website showing which pubs had the cheapest pints, crowd sourced by a crowd of one.
Before the times of internet whizbangery.
April 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM