Up to 40% of buildings with expensive sprinkler systems never even burn down. Republicans are committed to ending the fraud perpetuated by Big Sprinkler and making buildings truly affordable.

I should probably, just to make sure, point out that this is a funny post I made and not an actual communique from the President of the United States of America

Haven't shared much business stuff on 'sky yet, but I'm in the process of moving my home-based mail order record store into a warehouse space. We're building out ten 10-foot CD shelves and then placing wire shelving for a hundred or so record crates. Terrified but excited to be able to find stuff!

Just uncovered deep roots to this organization while doing unrelated research vis-a-via ghost evasion and dot consumption

leave Tom Homan alone

The dread I feel at 5:30am when I wake up and realize I have to load all these boxes is completely counterbalanced by the satisfaction of having my little shop set up in a 150 year old train depot on a beautiful day. Now let’s see if Ypsilanti, Michigan wants to buy all my $3 records.

My favorite thing about the MAGA grifterverse, including the scrote-licking toadies they let into the press room now, is their utter lack of capacity for embarrassment

Actual footage of Marco Rubio tweeting to Trump after the Zelenskyy presser

I know it’s too much to hope that this useless dangerous cosplaying drunk winds up stranded in a desert in a broken tank that nobody ordered replacement parts for because they were too busy powerlifting, and yet I dream

Headed west to Chicago on the morning train and it’s pretty great

I’m rehoming a peopleless cat and making a pot of wedding soup, doing my part to fumigate the wretchedness of the world on a Monday. Hope you’re well.