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🏳️⚧️ gender is a prison and im john dillinger (any pronouns)
🌈 psychonaut 😵💫 advocate for bad ideas
🔞 rated M: for having Motion
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🏳️⚧️ gender is a prison and im john dillinger (any pronouns)
🌈 psychonaut 😵💫 advocate for bad ideas
🔞 rated M: for having Motion
📺 if its static, just a word away 🤫
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hi its cillian yall know what it do
everything abt the new resident evil is givin me re6 vibes and i mean this as praise bc i was the jackass that liked re6 a lot
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
everything abt the new resident evil is givin me re6 vibes and i mean this as praise bc i was the jackass that liked re6 a lot
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we got jeremy sochan
we got jose alvarado
we signed 00 this season and retained Landry
the new york knicks are just all my favorite role players and bench guys being collected for my personal amusement and excitement fr
we got jose alvarado
we signed 00 this season and retained Landry
the new york knicks are just all my favorite role players and bench guys being collected for my personal amusement and excitement fr
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
we got jeremy sochan
we got jose alvarado
we signed 00 this season and retained Landry
the new york knicks are just all my favorite role players and bench guys being collected for my personal amusement and excitement fr
we got jose alvarado
we signed 00 this season and retained Landry
the new york knicks are just all my favorite role players and bench guys being collected for my personal amusement and excitement fr
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
good for seattle, fuck the patriots
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
good for seattle, fuck the patriots
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me and my wife's favorite show is Mitchell Robinson Shooting Free Throws. it's kind of like the chair company
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
me and my wife's favorite show is Mitchell Robinson Shooting Free Throws. it's kind of like the chair company
jose alvarado puttin on for the city. we All puerto rican today!!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
jose alvarado puttin on for the city. we All puerto rican today!!!!!!
knicks starters depleted... statement game against detroit to extend the streak to 9............
they dont even know they abt to get the Landry Shammer
they dont even know they abt to get the Landry Shammer
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
knicks starters depleted... statement game against detroit to extend the streak to 9............
they dont even know they abt to get the Landry Shammer
they dont even know they abt to get the Landry Shammer
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hiiii happy BHM! i was instructed to post this
my laptop's dying and i use it for everything-- uni, work, fun (obv.) mid-semester right now so the impending breakdown would be a disaster. huge ask, but if you like what what i do, or perhaps just me, the goal will be up for however long it takes!
my laptop's dying and i use it for everything-- uni, work, fun (obv.) mid-semester right now so the impending breakdown would be a disaster. huge ask, but if you like what what i do, or perhaps just me, the goal will be up for however long it takes!
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February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
hiiii happy BHM! i was instructed to post this
my laptop's dying and i use it for everything-- uni, work, fun (obv.) mid-semester right now so the impending breakdown would be a disaster. huge ask, but if you like what what i do, or perhaps just me, the goal will be up for however long it takes!
my laptop's dying and i use it for everything-- uni, work, fun (obv.) mid-semester right now so the impending breakdown would be a disaster. huge ask, but if you like what what i do, or perhaps just me, the goal will be up for however long it takes!
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I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.
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Knicks fans are gonna fight the refs after this
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Knicks fans are gonna fight the refs after this
bruh double ot is crazy
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
bruh double ot is crazy
OG WEDGED THE BALL 😭
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
OG WEDGED THE BALL 😭
JAREN TO THE JAZZ???
February 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
JAREN TO THE JAZZ???
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yo james harden is so ass for just asking for a trade like a normal guy.
fuck you jimmy, wear the fatsuit
fuck you jimmy, wear the fatsuit
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
yo james harden is so ass for just asking for a trade like a normal guy.
fuck you jimmy, wear the fatsuit
fuck you jimmy, wear the fatsuit
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it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation
every time i see one of those ultra-wealthy person megamansions i'm astonished by how much the ruling design philosophy of the bourgeoisie in this country is
"this would be a cool place for a guy to kill himself at the end of the movie"
"this would be a cool place for a guy to kill himself at the end of the movie"
February 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
every time i see one of those ultra-wealthy person megamansions i'm astonished by how much the ruling design philosophy of the bourgeoisie in this country is
"this would be a cool place for a guy to kill himself at the end of the movie"
"this would be a cool place for a guy to kill himself at the end of the movie"
landry shamet is my president
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
landry shamet is my president
6 wins and karl remembered how to play basketball
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
6 wins and karl remembered how to play basketball
cooking breakfast dinner for a cat (ROY 10TH BIRTHDAY)
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
cooking breakfast dinner for a cat (ROY 10TH BIRTHDAY)
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my good friends trapped me in a vault and didn’t allow me to breathe the verdant air of freedom until i finished rendering french dragon kinning drama in planner form. pray record better days in one of these beautiful fan planners below.
❴ #merch | #ffxiv ❵
🪶 xiv-planner.bigcartel.com
❴ #merch | #ffxiv ❵
🪶 xiv-planner.bigcartel.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
my good friends trapped me in a vault and didn’t allow me to breathe the verdant air of freedom until i finished rendering french dragon kinning drama in planner form. pray record better days in one of these beautiful fan planners below.
❴ #merch | #ffxiv ❵
🪶 xiv-planner.bigcartel.com
❴ #merch | #ffxiv ❵
🪶 xiv-planner.bigcartel.com
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January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know
that intel that portland wants mikal is interesting to me on a "GET ME GIANNIS NOW" front but no lie i do love his goofy bobbleheaded ass, i dont want to see him go even if he's Ass Booty Buttcheeks rn
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
that intel that portland wants mikal is interesting to me on a "GET ME GIANNIS NOW" front but no lie i do love his goofy bobbleheaded ass, i dont want to see him go even if he's Ass Booty Buttcheeks rn