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well, the good news is your baby isn't a witch... • tech laggard • indie music & beer • urbanist • absurdist • catholic • #vapeNation
just risked 3 quarters to gain a quarter. cleanup bet -278
February 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Un-shoveled walks are bad for the ankle. All of #Fellsway East. #Medford
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
zzzzzzzzzz crack or green crack to #greentea
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 AM
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 AM
#Philly taking from #KC and #NewEngland scoots in??
January 31, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Disturbing the peace, ICE
January 31, 2026 at 8:57 AM
#SheerMag goes dookie 🤘
January 31, 2026 at 8:55 AM
300 degrees, when?
January 31, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Ok, we won't get mad if you release the files of Jefffrey Epsteinnnn 🪕🏔️ @whitehouse-47.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Giant Snake #shoes?
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 AM
the devil always rules party time 🎶🎷🥖
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Give Not a Fuck #Trump28
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 AM
the john staley 4-wiener 🚙
January 31, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Books are like, "No, what the fuck is your problem. I'm still books 😏
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 AM
You would sell your soul... for how many #backflips?

70?

Oh my god, it's the gymnastic anti-christ!

No, there'd be a difference between selling your #soul and being the anti-christ.

You're not #Satan's #MVP... unless you can outbackflip Satan
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 AM
#sodastream for orange julius, yeah?
January 31, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Smeagle
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I should be more robust.
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 AM
take over city hall with enchiladas 🪦
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 AM
buzzfeed best times with my wiener. #alvvays
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 AM
My band name is John and the Weak Defences... here's 'syour problem, brah
January 31, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Sweet ass, 🆓 #urbanist course catalogue from #edX 🚇🚍🪐

Urbanists will be the next hippies! Bikes, messenger bags, #Zyns the size of Master Locks

www.google.com/search?q=edx...

open.spotify.com/track/4W6K0J...
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 AM
ok, 5 days since i tried to quit social media. first bowl of the new year, as well.
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Hey @nerd4cities.bsky.social do you agree that most state funding should go towards urban gondolas? 🚠🚡🦝 #urbanism
January 31, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I really want to see you
Really want to be with you
Really want to see you, Lord
But it takes so long, my Lord

goodbye forever, fuckheads
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 AM