Harvest Lechuga
@keepitinyourplants.bsky.social
i came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and shoot people in this bank
but what if chicks think I'm crying?
If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
but what if chicks think I'm crying?
That's strike one, sir
New:Gregory Bovino, the Border Patrol field leader, made disparaging remarks in reference to the U.S. attorney in Minnesota, an Orthodox Jew, people with knowledge of the phone call said.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM
That's strike one, sir
In Toy Story 5 Andy dies of early onset hanging himself
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
In Toy Story 5 Andy dies of early onset hanging himself
I'll dox your dick
it's in your hand
it's in your hand
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I'll dox your dick
it's in your hand
it's in your hand
Extrememly frustrating night in Minnesota. My Muslim Repllent spray malfunctioned!
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Extrememly frustrating night in Minnesota. My Muslim Repllent spray malfunctioned!
Are we Homan?
Or are we danger?
think about it...
Or are we danger?
think about it...
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Are we Homan?
Or are we danger?
think about it...
Or are we danger?
think about it...
Let's get Ilhan Omar in the White House Octagon!
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Let's get Ilhan Omar in the White House Octagon!
looking forward to the centrefold
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
looking forward to the centrefold
Is it a crime to goon to Melania(2026)?
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Is it a crime to goon to Melania(2026)?
Guess the show! First correct answer gets a mystery prize!
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Guess the show! First correct answer gets a mystery prize!
may the rest of Bovino's life be as nasty and short as he is
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
may the rest of Bovino's life be as nasty and short as he is
bad people have a monopoly on violence because good people think violence is bad.
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
bad people have a monopoly on violence because good people think violence is bad.
I was annoyed when I had to go to Mexico for a friend's wedding. The FBI must be pissed.
January 24, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I was annoyed when I had to go to Mexico for a friend's wedding. The FBI must be pissed.
There's an Easter egg for canucks on Netflix's The Rip!
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
There's an Easter egg for canucks on Netflix's The Rip!
That ep of the Pitt should've played wolf parade when they showed the wang.
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
That ep of the Pitt should've played wolf parade when they showed the wang.
Heated Rivalry Season 2
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Heated Rivalry Season 2
Mark Carney can force me to buy a electric Chinese car but he can't stop me from filling it up with gas.
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Mark Carney can force me to buy a electric Chinese car but he can't stop me from filling it up with gas.
Richard Belzer Collection on Letterman, 1982-2008, Recut
YouTube video by Don Giller
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
the Mac screenshot sound is the same notes as I'm Afraid of Americans
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
the Mac screenshot sound is the same notes as I'm Afraid of Americans
Plant-based eating reversed my diabetes. Now I have livabetes.
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Plant-based eating reversed my diabetes. Now I have livabetes.
You: an unserious artist, laughable. Not even selling peanut butter cups.
Me:
Me:
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You: an unserious artist, laughable. Not even selling peanut butter cups.
Me:
Me:
Dark Angel plays the hits!
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dark Angel plays the hits!
Hark and Englund... Long lost brothers?
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hark and Englund... Long lost brothers?
Billy crystal in analyse this sporting the indie rock starter kit, listening to Jokermen and watching haha you clowns on Apple TV
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Billy crystal in analyse this sporting the indie rock starter kit, listening to Jokermen and watching haha you clowns on Apple TV
Analyze This goes haaawwrrrdddd!!!
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Analyze This goes haaawwrrrdddd!!!