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keelin
@keelin12ft.bsky.social
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• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Friend of Razzball
• Chicago!
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Other: tech (design/research, AI, security), running and lifting, geography, film (THE CINEMA!)
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keelin12ft.bsky.social
I JUST watched all the Twilight movies for the first time- for science, of course- and didn’t realize that’s where this meme pic originated.

So, I need you all to know these are Greek and Italian vampires and not French nobility, but a bourgeois uprising against vampire nobility would be something.
A meme posted by a bluesky user. A screen still from Twilight shows three aristocratic men in elaborate 18th-century clothing standing in a grand hall. The man in the center looks smug and authoritative, with two similarly dressed men posed behind him. Text at the bottom reads, “LET THEM EAT ‘AFFORDABILITY’.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
The boys hold different feelings and beliefs about going out in the snow.
Hank, a foxhound mix, sitting in a coat and looking excited to go out. Wendal a small white chihuahua mix looking at something off camera, probably disassociating, while wearing a little red coat and boots.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Every time I hear about how well Mike Vrabel is doing.
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Live at Ole Miss.
Smoke coming form the Vatican when the pope is chosen
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Happy Lane Kiffin Maybe Makes an Announcement Day!

I cherish the moments of chaos this Live-Laugh-Love–coded man has unleashed on football for two decades. Especially when he ghosted Tennessee for USC.

To many more! 🥂😌

www.rockytopinsider.com/2025/01/12/a...
Photo shows The Rock (University of Tennessee) painted by fans — similar messages appeared on The Rock in 2016 as documented in press coverage. A large boulder that is a tradition at University of Tennessee to paint is covered in chaotic, brightly colored spray-painted graffiti at night. The rock is mostly painted white with layers of orange, black, and red writing on top. The most prominent phrase across the top reads “F*** YOU LANE KIFFIN” in large block letters. Other messages include insults, crude drawings, and references to USC and Tennessee (“UT”). Various overlapping words, scribbles, and spray-paint drips cover nearly every surface. The ground around the rock is scattered with empty spray-paint cans.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Dusty old bones^
Caleb from king of the hill calling hank “dusty old bones, full of green dust”
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving
A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Sorry to report I’ve been enjoying a Game of Thrones rewatch.
That little shit Joffrey Baratheon screaming and getting bitten by direwolf Nymeria.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Amazing work by @sprayadhesive.bsky.social arrived in the mail today.

Magnum, candy cane in hand.
Three homemade handmade cards by @sprayadhesive are arranged on a marble surface. Each card features cut-out images of the mustachioed main character from Magnum P.I. wearing a Detroit Tigers cap. • The left card has a photo of him leaning forward inside a gold glitter frame with a small candy cane decoration. • The middle card shows him in a floral shirt inside a circular holly wreath on a gold glitter background. • The right card has a green holly-patterned background with multiple cut-out faces arranged in the shape of a wreath topped with a red bow.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Continuously seeing Dick Durbin’s name show up.
The guy holding a big mallet in midsommar
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
For IL people who aren’t getting an answer from Durbin’s office, some of Tammy Duckworth’s offices are answering.

Their offices are in at least some of the same buildings. Ask her offices to deliver the message to him.

Who knows how effective it’ll be, but by God, now’s the time to be annoying.
Screenshot of Tammy duckworths offices with addresses and phone #s. Chicago 230 South Dearborn Street, Suite 3900 Chicago, IL 60604 Phone (312) 886-3506 DirectionsSpringfield 8 South Old State Capitol Plaza Springfield, IL 62701 Phone (217) 528-6124 DirectionsCarbondale 441 East Willow Street Carbondale, IL 62901 Phone (618) 677-7000 DirectionsRock Island 1823 2nd Ave., Suite 2 Rock Island, IL 61201 Phone (309) 606-7060 Directions Belleville 23 Public Square, Suite 460 Belleville, IL 62220 Phone (618) 722-7070 DirectionsWashington, D.C. 524 Hart Senate Office Building Washington, DC 20510 Phone: (202) 224-2854 Directions
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
I just have a shapeshifting demon.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Who wants a wallet-sized photo of my haunted son?
Proofs of wendal’s school pic. They show Wendal who is a small white chihuahua mix staring at the camera in a very haunted fashion with an early 90s style inspired laser background that is purple and blue laser beams shooting across the background.
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I’m probably going to have to clean that little carcass up, aren’t I?
Cooper’s hawk with a disemboweled pigeon at its feet
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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✨SPECIAL VISITOR✨

R.I.P. pigeon
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Also, generator of one of the funniest moments I experienced on ye ol’ Twitter.
A screenshot of the Twitter interface showing Daniel Palka blocked me A screenshot of the Twitter interface where I tweeted “I was going to say “hey” to Daniel palka but he chose his own path.” His brother Matthew, he is very nice and cool, liked the tweet.
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
When I read this transcript, I heard it in this voice.
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Protect The Skeletons
An illustration of someone setting up a booby trap of a sticks criss cross above a pit of punji sticks.
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
King Boner
It’s wendal a white chihuahua mix sitting in my lap at my desk looking comfortable but maybe offended. In case you are wondering or are unable to see well or at all, he had a circular tag on his collar that is an RFID tag that causes the cat bowl lid to close when he comes within 3 ft of it because he kept finding ways to get into the cat food and would gorge himself like a tick at summer camp. I love him. He’s awful.
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
For my farther north side Chicago and Evanston people, the 🧊 kidnappers are busy. Here are cars and plate numbers.
A caption under the username “simonsaysvote” reads: “ACTION ALERT! Chicago! 🧊 is all over Edgewater, Rogers Park, Evanston and Lincolnwood. Show up if you can. Use your whistles and training. Report to @icirr_il ((855) 434-7693).” The post was made 23 minutes ago and liked by several accounts including “buildtomorrow.chi.” A woman with light skin, brown hair, and large black glasses speaks on camera. Text over the top of the video reads “ICE IS OUT THEY ARE ALL OVER.” Below her face, there’s a white text box listing several vehicles and license plates: “Black Ford Expedition FP310634, Black Mazda, Large white truck, Black Jeep Wagoneer FP229242, White GMC Yukon, Red Chrysler Pacifica IL FP325965, White Jeep Wagoneer NY LPA6899.” Beneath the list, more text reads “ICIRR hotline (855) 434-7693.”
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
It does. The UI is weird, and the account is below the fold for some reason (on the app on my phone at least). You have to drag up at the bottom of the list to see it.
Screenshot of us gov list with White House at the very bottom Screenshot to show blocked White House account originating from us gov list
October 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Patti Harrison as the wine shark in an I Think You Should Leave sketch that is shark-tank es que. She is wearing a beret and has a stank face with the caption “I DONT WANT THAT” in large uppercase white letters
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
He has a daughter to support.
It’s Albert Pujols with his girlfriend (I actually don’t know if they are still together).
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Just an absolute death spiral.
Tweet from Gregg rosenthal Dec '22: Titans fire GM Jon Robinson after power struggle with Mike Vrabel Jan '24: Titans fire Vrabel after power struggle with GM Ran Carthon, hire Brian Callahan Jan '25: Titans fire Carthon; Callahan helps to select new GM Mike Borgonzi Oct '25: Titans fire Callahan
October 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Right? They know how to pick them.
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM