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Keith
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If any of my toots are about economics, it means my account has been hacked. Inane ramblings, music, books, long walks. Please don't follow me if you have less […]

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I am on the posh #Vimto.
A Kir Royale in champagne flute
December 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Another rubicon crossed.
My hand holding a Lakeland gadget for opening jars
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I am #onthebuses. Have my ticket ready for inspection. £3! #starmersbritain
Blakey, wearing his inspectors uniform, points into the camera.
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Polish chardonnay. Didn't know it was a thing. Very drinkable. #wine
Photo of the bottle. Chardonnay Beton, Kamil Barczentewicz 2023 Label is modern art adjacent. Blocks of coloured shapes.
December 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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10 seconds. FFS. #totp
Hort and Snaprails beat me to the snow joke.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Evie is checking out The Beautiful South. #totp
Evie looking at the laptop
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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"Straighten your tie" #totp
Blakey in uniform
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Evie is not a fan of the Spice Girls. #totp
Evie next to the laptop. She's not watching.
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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FFS. Last again. #totp
Beaten to the key change toot by Kris Kringle and Comicmuse
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I am the boss of you this weekend buster.
A tortoise shell cat on a blanket. Christmas tree in the background
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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First visit to the #allotment in weeks. The broad beans I had given up on had other ideas.
A bed with two rows of broad beans emerging.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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This one goes out to @snaprails #totp
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Santa's playlist has some #totp deep cuts.
Screenshot of shazam artwork Hey Mister Christmas by showaddywaddy
December 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Only the unredacted version is good enough for the #scouts
December 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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@Walkaholic Am on Santa protection duty.
Santa on his float
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The main man is here.
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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My wife sent me this. I *think* I'm reassured.
Screenshot. Opinion A potato is for life, not just for Christmas.
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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As ever I am sitting in the Eglise's Shoes stand. #rugby
A view of a rugby pitch from the stand. Posts. A floodlight starting to take effect.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Quite a big crowd at Northampton's leading tourism attraction today. #beer
A tall lift testing tower. A bar. My hand holding a beer.
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Is John Cage a regular traveller on the Northern Line? @classicalmusic @composers
Screenshot. The title Northern Line - Angel Station (String Quartet No. 2) comes from a chance encounter with John Cage in the London tube stop of that name. There we had a spontaneous conversation about the perfor-mance I had witnessed the previous evening of the Merce Cunningham Dance Company with Cage's live music. The final movement
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Big shoutout to the other 10 Keiths who spent their afternoon refreshing this page. #fedifc
Screenshot of football score. Keith beat Banks O'Dee 3 nil at home.
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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"A stubborn jar lid can ruin a dinner". So true.
Photo of snippet of FT book review. A stubborn jar lid can ruin a dinner, a Christmas card returned to sender has ominous implications.
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I'm sorry #FT. But Mailbag is not an anagram of 'I am glib'.
Photo showing the issue. Last week's puzzle with the clues. This week with the answers.
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Guys. I think Starmer has lost the white van man #laybycoffee crowd.
A dirty while van. Someone has written Starmer and the letter W and a drawing of an anchor into the dirt.
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Law and order broken down so badly in London that a Royal Naval battleship has been deployed. #starmersbritain
View down the Thames towards Tower Bridge on a beautiful day. Blue sky. HMS Belfast etc
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM