Austin Keck
@keckausome.bsky.social
Edy’s Rocky Road ice cream stan account. ~~~ Purdue BS+MS AAE ‘23 | Propulsion Engineer | Lunar Lander | Blue Origin | he/him. Opinions mine
PSA: sure maybe you don’t think bringing kids into the world is fair to them.. but just remember.. the conservatives will out number us pretty quick if too many people stop having kids
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
PSA: sure maybe you don’t think bringing kids into the world is fair to them.. but just remember.. the conservatives will out number us pretty quick if too many people stop having kids
pro-tip: buy your family a weighted, heated blanket for Christmas. Or multiple. They (and the cats) are fighting over it
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
pro-tip: buy your family a weighted, heated blanket for Christmas. Or multiple. They (and the cats) are fighting over it
wild to think what it’s like to see roadkill as a raccoon. Imagine if you just saw a dead rotting person on the side of the road and it’s just “oh there’s Jeff again”
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
wild to think what it’s like to see roadkill as a raccoon. Imagine if you just saw a dead rotting person on the side of the road and it’s just “oh there’s Jeff again”
Uber Extreme. Heli pick up and you get a parachute for the drop off location (sponsored by Redbull)
September 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Uber Extreme. Heli pick up and you get a parachute for the drop off location (sponsored by Redbull)
stop saying: “in this economy??”
start saying: “under this administration??”
start saying: “under this administration??”
August 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
stop saying: “in this economy??”
start saying: “under this administration??”
start saying: “under this administration??”
I’m one single “pov” post away from jumping off a bridge
August 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m one single “pov” post away from jumping off a bridge
I feel like I shouldn’t be watching.. in an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PARKING LOT for Christ sake
August 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I feel like I shouldn’t be watching.. in an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PARKING LOT for Christ sake
how I feel standing next to every girl I’ve ever dated
July 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
how I feel standing next to every girl I’ve ever dated
Whipple shields are proof that paper does in fact beat rock
July 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Whipple shields are proof that paper does in fact beat rock
Honda getting into the rocket game is actually terrifying. We might be royally fucked. They’re going to be building 1 rocket per minute and it will last for decades.
July 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Honda getting into the rocket game is actually terrifying. We might be royally fucked. They’re going to be building 1 rocket per minute and it will last for decades.
one of these days there’s gonna be two psychos that accidentally plan mass shootings at the same place and time and the western standoff music is gonna start playing
May 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
one of these days there’s gonna be two psychos that accidentally plan mass shootings at the same place and time and the western standoff music is gonna start playing
me: being a farmer on the moon or mars would be sooo cool
also me: *can’t keep plants alive on earth to save my life*
also me: *can’t keep plants alive on earth to save my life*
May 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
me: being a farmer on the moon or mars would be sooo cool
also me: *can’t keep plants alive on earth to save my life*
also me: *can’t keep plants alive on earth to save my life*
the LinkedIn bots have developed antimatter propulsion.. this whole profile is quite the trip
April 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the LinkedIn bots have developed antimatter propulsion.. this whole profile is quite the trip
make America great (depression) again
April 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
make America great (depression) again
my body is a machine the turns alive plants into dead plants
March 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
my body is a machine the turns alive plants into dead plants
if you could genetically modify a spitting cobra so that it’s glands stored (nontoxic) hypergols.. we could be one step closer to dragons
March 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
if you could genetically modify a spitting cobra so that it’s glands stored (nontoxic) hypergols.. we could be one step closer to dragons
now that we have mammoth mice.. we should definitely do velociraptor cassowaries next
March 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
now that we have mammoth mice.. we should definitely do velociraptor cassowaries next
it came to me in a dream
March 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
it came to me in a dream
Icy-hot 🤝 cryo rocket engines
chilling in before getting really hot
chilling in before getting really hot
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Icy-hot 🤝 cryo rocket engines
chilling in before getting really hot
chilling in before getting really hot
oxidizer? I barely-
February 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
oxidizer? I barely-
just delete X from your phone at this point
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
just delete X from your phone at this point