Krystal
@kdtaylor2.bsky.social
Librarian extraordinaire. Transcendentalist at heart.
Boss to coworker: “You’re a hot mess.”
Coworker: “I know”.
Boss to me: “And you’re not nearly messy enough…unless you hide it well.”
Me: “Wanna see the picture where I have baby vomiting all over my back?”
Him: “Pass.”
Me: “Not messy enough?”
Coworker: “I know”.
Boss to me: “And you’re not nearly messy enough…unless you hide it well.”
Me: “Wanna see the picture where I have baby vomiting all over my back?”
Him: “Pass.”
Me: “Not messy enough?”
June 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Boss to coworker: “You’re a hot mess.”
Coworker: “I know”.
Boss to me: “And you’re not nearly messy enough…unless you hide it well.”
Me: “Wanna see the picture where I have baby vomiting all over my back?”
Him: “Pass.”
Me: “Not messy enough?”
Coworker: “I know”.
Boss to me: “And you’re not nearly messy enough…unless you hide it well.”
Me: “Wanna see the picture where I have baby vomiting all over my back?”
Him: “Pass.”
Me: “Not messy enough?”
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I am so unbelievably honored to have contributed a short story in verse to ONWARD, an eco-anthology edited by the incredible Nora Shalaway Carpenter! Look at that roster of contributors!! My story is about a young man who’s going to lose his home to the TVA’s construction of Tellico Lake.
May 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I am so unbelievably honored to have contributed a short story in verse to ONWARD, an eco-anthology edited by the incredible Nora Shalaway Carpenter! Look at that roster of contributors!! My story is about a young man who’s going to lose his home to the TVA’s construction of Tellico Lake.
Me to my FIL after hearing that Trump was meeting with Zelensky: “Hey, do you think we’d hear about it if one President punched another?” Who else knew that meeting was NOT going to end well?
March 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me to my FIL after hearing that Trump was meeting with Zelensky: “Hey, do you think we’d hear about it if one President punched another?” Who else knew that meeting was NOT going to end well?
Sour stomach? Warm jello water is MAGIC. Highly recommend over Pepto.
November 24, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Sour stomach? Warm jello water is MAGIC. Highly recommend over Pepto.
The question is if I’ll be caught up by the time my hold on the 5th one comes in.
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
The question is if I’ll be caught up by the time my hold on the 5th one comes in.