Katie Chironis
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Katie Chironis
@kchironis.bsky.social
mom x2. used to be funny, now tired. made elsinore by night. by day, game designer currently working on a frog-type game at teamLFG (sony).
the developers clowning around in chat vs the producer who is desperately trying to keep this team ritual on the rails and get everyone to pay attention
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"well you're inherently limited by the number of buttons if you're designing for console, so--" wrong
August 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
July 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a tough invisible battle of their own. for example, this tiny idiot is pawing at my elbow offscreen during every single video call
July 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
me: god damn. why does my back hurt so much after a day at my desk

also me, sitting at my desk:
June 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
every time i play an extraction shooter and use the fancy new gun i just looted, this is going through my head
April 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
more companies should grovel over inane things, it's very charming actually (i just... exchanged my rug for a smaller size)
April 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
when you need sicko level productivity on a monday afternoon
April 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
trying to plan my almost-3yo's birthday party, and she is fully princesspilled right now. i am fascinated with the narrative design hoops these companies go through to A) avoid disney IP issues and B) explain why the princesses are at a public park
April 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i have watched cinderella with my 2 year old a lot this year. i think a lot about this guy. a random horse turned into a sentient human being. able to scream, cry, contemplate his existence, write poetry, enact revenge on his enemies, study the blade etc etc. but back to a stupid horse at midnight
March 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if you wanna hear about all of my life mistakes, come to my GDC talk tomorrow- it’s called Read Your Lead’s Mind! schedule.gdconf.com/session/read...
March 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
me hunting a random monster, when a rathalos descends on it from the heavens and kicks its face in
March 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
seeing this kind of noodle in UE and trying to follow it to some other godforsaken chunk of code will always be extremely funny. where are we going, noodle? do we need a car to get there? how much will it cost us? what kind of people will we have become by the time we arrive?
February 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
every milestone i have ever been a part of on any video game team ever:
February 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
there are only 3 kinds of game producers. i will not explain
January 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
elden ring is such a pretty game honestly
January 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
(looking at notepad) oh thank god
January 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
close, it’s another one of those brown sugar butterscotch-y ones. also “Klingon” lmao
December 30, 2024 at 5:02 AM
do you love getting See's candy but hate not knowing what each piece is at a glance? i have a helpful tip for you: just get better. this is a simple skill issue. simply memorize every swirl, sprinkle and stripe and correlate to flavor. i have been at this for 30 years. here is the fruit of my labors
December 30, 2024 at 4:37 AM
i do love my new apple watch but whoever is doing the typography needs to chill the fuck out
December 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
i tried that darkest timeline “ai social network where a million bots respond to everything you post” app but chose only haters, trolls and skeptic personas as my audience. i can’t tell a difference from normal social media ?
November 11, 2024 at 8:14 PM
trying to fit in with the youths and wear high top socks but all i got are these TFT ones i received in some employee swag bag. how cringe is this be real with me yall
October 28, 2024 at 11:36 PM
ok, help. i was trying to make a joke to someone about how all video game art direction in 2024 is "sky whales and friendly golems" and i was trying to find THE ORIGINAL sky whale. the first time i think i can remember seeing one is on the cover of Flight in 2004. Is there anything older?
October 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
a relative bought my kid a bedtime book where the art is AI generated. the text is… either chatGPT generated, or written by someone with a shaky command of english. I have no idea how the relative chose THIS book since it has like 5 reviews on Amazon but it’s so bad it’s funny
February 19, 2024 at 8:31 PM
love this little flair the mods give your posts if you really fuck it up. you thought you could can cream? fool. you absolute rube
January 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM