Keeper Kitty Bruns🎀
@kbsidequestqueen.bsky.social
Keeper Kitty Bruns
Yes, my name is actually Keeper
She/her
Iconic in a bad way
Yes, my name is actually Keeper
She/her
Iconic in a bad way
I think that all people are inherently good. It’s just that all humans are born with this nasty little thing called “stupidity”, and if they don’t get rid of it quick enough it makes them evil
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I think that all people are inherently good. It’s just that all humans are born with this nasty little thing called “stupidity”, and if they don’t get rid of it quick enough it makes them evil
Whoever gave Vance’s mother percs in exchange for him severely overpaid
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Whoever gave Vance’s mother percs in exchange for him severely overpaid
People guilt trip me thinking that I’ll take the bait. Instead I react as if I am being held by gunpoint. Because in my mind, I am
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
People guilt trip me thinking that I’ll take the bait. Instead I react as if I am being held by gunpoint. Because in my mind, I am
When I was younger my biggest dream was to be a vet or something. Now it’s to be able to flirt with a submissive pathetic man without it going anywhere. This goal is realistic and achievable
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
When I was younger my biggest dream was to be a vet or something. Now it’s to be able to flirt with a submissive pathetic man without it going anywhere. This goal is realistic and achievable
Working at my job. Customers come in. One smells like nic. One smells like a combination of cat food and fart. The final one smells like B.O.. may curses befall them
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Working at my job. Customers come in. One smells like nic. One smells like a combination of cat food and fart. The final one smells like B.O.. may curses befall them
Burnout so damn bad I want to do nothing but close my eyes yet somehow I can’t sleep? Make it make sense
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Burnout so damn bad I want to do nothing but close my eyes yet somehow I can’t sleep? Make it make sense
Talking to self-pitying white people is so awkward. You’re like “wow you have a beautiful family and a lovely house and nice clothes you’re pretty awesome” and they’ll be like “I HAVE DEPRESSION AND I AM HATED BY SOCIETY FOR BEING A LIBRA”
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Talking to self-pitying white people is so awkward. You’re like “wow you have a beautiful family and a lovely house and nice clothes you’re pretty awesome” and they’ll be like “I HAVE DEPRESSION AND I AM HATED BY SOCIETY FOR BEING A LIBRA”
Walmart if you don’t deliver my vatika conditioner on time I’m going to put a gun to my temple and pull the trigger
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Walmart if you don’t deliver my vatika conditioner on time I’m going to put a gun to my temple and pull the trigger
Today I am grateful and thankful for the land in which I safely live on, which was once populated by Indigenous Americans. These were the Abenaki people, the ones living in my region were also known by the name of their land, Aucocisco. They died of colonizer diseases and were forcefully exiled.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Today I am grateful and thankful for the land in which I safely live on, which was once populated by Indigenous Americans. These were the Abenaki people, the ones living in my region were also known by the name of their land, Aucocisco. They died of colonizer diseases and were forcefully exiled.
I wish Emily Anne’s fuck ass ex still had his goofy account on here so I could bully him more😔
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I wish Emily Anne’s fuck ass ex still had his goofy account on here so I could bully him more😔
Happy sushi Monday everyone🥹
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Happy sushi Monday everyone🥹
I’m a white woman supporting Graham Platner. A graham cracker if you will
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m a white woman supporting Graham Platner. A graham cracker if you will
It’s almost sushi Monday again I’m literally going to cry I’m so excited you guys
I love sushi so goddamn muchhhhh
Don’t question me eating with my hands, they don’t give chopsticks at the store I got it from and I’d rather die than eat sushi with a fork
Don’t question me eating with my hands, they don’t give chopsticks at the store I got it from and I’d rather die than eat sushi with a fork
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s almost sushi Monday again I’m literally going to cry I’m so excited you guys
I love sushi so goddamn muchhhhh
Don’t question me eating with my hands, they don’t give chopsticks at the store I got it from and I’d rather die than eat sushi with a fork
Don’t question me eating with my hands, they don’t give chopsticks at the store I got it from and I’d rather die than eat sushi with a fork
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I love sushi so goddamn muchhhhh
Don’t question me eating with my hands, they don’t give chopsticks at the store I got it from and I’d rather die than eat sushi with a fork
Don’t question me eating with my hands, they don’t give chopsticks at the store I got it from and I’d rather die than eat sushi with a fork
It’s crazy the difference between sad and angry RSD. Sad RSD feels like getting punched directly in the throat, and angry RSD feels like your entire body is being thrown into a meat grinder
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s crazy the difference between sad and angry RSD. Sad RSD feels like getting punched directly in the throat, and angry RSD feels like your entire body is being thrown into a meat grinder
Taking prozac and eating ten million pounds of sugar…? Or not taking Prozac and having your OCD rule your life… OCD or sugar for Keeper… What will the council decide?
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Taking prozac and eating ten million pounds of sugar…? Or not taking Prozac and having your OCD rule your life… OCD or sugar for Keeper… What will the council decide?
If you trigger her too much, her Botox will come out of her nose
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ICE Barbie Triggered by Man in Chicken Suit on Portland Trip
MAGA influencer Benny Johnson pointed out the dressed up demonstrator to the Secretary of Homeland Security.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If you trigger her too much, her Botox will come out of her nose
Reposted by Keeper Kitty Bruns🎀
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Read down further to the senior citizens on ukeleles...😆
Read down further to the senior citizens on ukeleles...😆
ICE Barbie Triggered by Man in Chicken Suit on Portland Trip
MAGA influencer Benny Johnson pointed out the dressed up demonstrator to the Secretary of Homeland Security.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-k...
Read down further to the senior citizens on ukeleles...😆
Read down further to the senior citizens on ukeleles...😆
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glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
Actual Romantic gonna go triple platinum in Kohl’s
October 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Actual Romantic gonna go triple platinum in Kohl’s
I’m so excited to go to New Hampshire holy shit
September 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m so excited to go to New Hampshire holy shit
Leather jackets either look like the most tailored, beautiful work of fashion art you’ve ever seen, or they look like a serial killer made them for one of their killing sprees out of human skin leather
September 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Leather jackets either look like the most tailored, beautiful work of fashion art you’ve ever seen, or they look like a serial killer made them for one of their killing sprees out of human skin leather
Almonds is WOOD
August 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Almonds is WOOD
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Idk why almond moms insist of eating almonds when cashews are right there and much more delicious
August 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Idk why almond moms insist of eating almonds when cashews are right there and much more delicious