during the cold war we had mutually assured coarticulatory destruction

coarticulatory aggression is *wild*

My old gran would still be with us today if it weren't for coarticulatory formant undershoot.

phonetic variation captured my puppy on the streets of Moscow and launched her into space with no plan to retrieve her and no way to release waste heat into the near vacuum of low earth orbit

LLMSD

the sally field allusion is such a beautiful cherry on the cringe sundae

buy a footlong and get a second sub with extra mustard and onions half price; includes a fountain drink with no ice

the meatless mike from ike's sandwiches in sf!

"oh, I know how to scare'em. Imagine if Boss Trump didn't get to be Boss anymore!"