kyle b ☠️🎢
@kbarn.com
good lives make bad stories
🐊 fl / 🤠 tx / 🏛️ dc
🦉 rice ece
data engineer in ⚡ energy and 🔐 cybersecurity
infrequent essays &c: https://kbarn.com
📍 northwest dc
🐊 fl / 🤠 tx / 🏛️ dc
🦉 rice ece
data engineer in ⚡ energy and 🔐 cybersecurity
infrequent essays &c: https://kbarn.com
📍 northwest dc
Chrome? lmao no thanks, I care about my privacy
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Chrome? lmao no thanks, I care about my privacy
[Satan voice] and all you have to do is make a phone call, millennial man
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[Satan voice] and all you have to do is make a phone call, millennial man
mfw I reach the end of the protest queue
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
mfw I reach the end of the protest queue
Shots are too big. Shots should be smaller.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Shots are too big. Shots should be smaller.
In case you needed more reasons to puke about RFK Jr. today: Tatiana Schlossberg is fighting terminal leukemia and she fucking hates her cousin.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In case you needed more reasons to puke about RFK Jr. today: Tatiana Schlossberg is fighting terminal leukemia and she fucking hates her cousin.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
mfw that image ever shows up
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
mfw that image ever shows up
do not be ashamed of economy
(as seen in the latest @tastinghistory.bsky.social)
(as seen in the latest @tastinghistory.bsky.social)
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
do not be ashamed of economy
(as seen in the latest @tastinghistory.bsky.social)
(as seen in the latest @tastinghistory.bsky.social)
Guess they're tying up those House votes.
![AlertDC] US Secret Service reports simulated cannon fire will occur around the White House complex now through 3:00 p.m.
For more info https://evbg.co/78vq1h](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:st6qn6uxvlqkmq7m7ab2vbsf/bafkreiapke4kg2nxmmq7qax4n2l37hlkhslpegc3ne2qrrtrgzpsob5m3q@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Guess they're tying up those House votes.
NARRATOR: Hey, c'mon. I'm in pain.
DOCTOR: You wanna see pain? Open an incognito window and see what's trending on YouTube.
DOCTOR: You wanna see pain? Open an incognito window and see what's trending on YouTube.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
NARRATOR: Hey, c'mon. I'm in pain.
DOCTOR: You wanna see pain? Open an incognito window and see what's trending on YouTube.
DOCTOR: You wanna see pain? Open an incognito window and see what's trending on YouTube.
it's true, this is how they're prosecuting people for parking in the bike lanes now
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it's true, this is how they're prosecuting people for parking in the bike lanes now
"they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."
Coordinating a political blackmail campaign via email? That's... certainly an interesting way to do it! It'll make a great story someday!
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Coordinating a political blackmail campaign via email? That's... certainly an interesting way to do it! It'll make a great story someday!
Brisket is up, what, $12 over last year? Maybe $15?
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Brisket is up, what, $12 over last year? Maybe $15?
the American Apparel guy saw this album cover in 1999 and had a transcendental revelation
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
the American Apparel guy saw this album cover in 1999 and had a transcendental revelation