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kyle b ☠️🎢
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good lives make bad stories
🐊 fl / 🤠 tx / 🏛️ dc
🦉 rice ece
data engineer in ⚡ energy and 🔐 cybersecurity
infrequent essays &c: https://kbarn.com
📍 northwest dc
hey buddy
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
uh oh
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Chrome? lmao no thanks, I care about my privacy
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[Satan voice] and all you have to do is make a phone call, millennial man
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
mfw I reach the end of the protest queue
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Shots are too big. Shots should be smaller.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
In case you needed more reasons to puke about RFK Jr. today: Tatiana Schlossberg is fighting terminal leukemia and she fucking hates her cousin.

www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
mfw that image ever shows up
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
many such cases
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
uh oh
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
do not be ashamed of economy
(as seen in the latest @tastinghistory.bsky.social)
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
uhh huh
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Guess they're tying up those House votes.
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
NARRATOR: Hey, c'mon. I'm in pain.
DOCTOR: You wanna see pain? Open an incognito window and see what's trending on YouTube.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
it's true, this is how they're prosecuting people for parking in the bike lanes now
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
dr bebinson, I'm CIA
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
all my garbage apes
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Coordinating a political blackmail campaign via email? That's... certainly an interesting way to do it! It'll make a great story someday!
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Brisket is up, what, $12 over last year? Maybe $15?
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
the American Apparel guy saw this album cover in 1999 and had a transcendental revelation
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM