Kay Orchison
@kayorchison.bsky.social
Former visual artist. Occasionally still a musician. Mostly writing SF/horror these days, with excursions into amnesiac memoirs. Disabled, keen indoorsman, BLOCKS WITH GAY ABANDON. You were warned. He/him
www.amnesiana.com
www.amnesiana.com
Look, *I* know what it all means, and that's the main thing, right?
I mean yes there's the whole making it legible shit but I'll deal with that later
I mean yes there's the whole making it legible shit but I'll deal with that later
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Look, *I* know what it all means, and that's the main thing, right?
I mean yes there's the whole making it legible shit but I'll deal with that later
I mean yes there's the whole making it legible shit but I'll deal with that later
INT. KEN OATH CREATIVE AGENCY - 4:45PM FRIDAY
BAZZA
Fuck. Told those herbal cunts they'd have a tagline by COB.
KEN
(Rips bong) Don't worry, I got this. (Cracks knuckles, types briefly) There ya go! Piece of piss.
BAZZA
(Looks at screen) The fuck's that even mean?
KEN
Gives a shit? (Hits send)
BAZZA
Fuck. Told those herbal cunts they'd have a tagline by COB.
KEN
(Rips bong) Don't worry, I got this. (Cracks knuckles, types briefly) There ya go! Piece of piss.
BAZZA
(Looks at screen) The fuck's that even mean?
KEN
Gives a shit? (Hits send)
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
INT. KEN OATH CREATIVE AGENCY - 4:45PM FRIDAY
BAZZA
Fuck. Told those herbal cunts they'd have a tagline by COB.
KEN
(Rips bong) Don't worry, I got this. (Cracks knuckles, types briefly) There ya go! Piece of piss.
BAZZA
(Looks at screen) The fuck's that even mean?
KEN
Gives a shit? (Hits send)
BAZZA
Fuck. Told those herbal cunts they'd have a tagline by COB.
KEN
(Rips bong) Don't worry, I got this. (Cracks knuckles, types briefly) There ya go! Piece of piss.
BAZZA
(Looks at screen) The fuck's that even mean?
KEN
Gives a shit? (Hits send)
Bad Loaf put some real stripes on my neck adjusting position. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE NO KNEADING THE FACE RULE.
Madam you are now RELEGATED to the DOONA
Madam you are now RELEGATED to the DOONA
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Bad Loaf put some real stripes on my neck adjusting position. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE NO KNEADING THE FACE RULE.
Madam you are now RELEGATED to the DOONA
Madam you are now RELEGATED to the DOONA
There are a good 6 authors who owe my readership to this character
She is says I should read more every day
She is armed
Hail Eris
She is says I should read more every day
She is armed
Hail Eris
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
There are a good 6 authors who owe my readership to this character
She is says I should read more every day
She is armed
Hail Eris
She is says I should read more every day
She is armed
Hail Eris
Dawn is bright yellow today, and the cat fountain is humming an E
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Dawn is bright yellow today, and the cat fountain is humming an E
I did not put this here. I don't think I even own it. How did it get here? This house is full of mysteries.
Also why is my bedspread blinking at me?
Also why is my bedspread blinking at me?
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I did not put this here. I don't think I even own it. How did it get here? This house is full of mysteries.
Also why is my bedspread blinking at me?
Also why is my bedspread blinking at me?
Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts—
Well, sadly not, Mr Gilmour, but in point of fact it wouldn't have been a bad idea...
Your heroes for ghosts—
Well, sadly not, Mr Gilmour, but in point of fact it wouldn't have been a bad idea...
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts—
Well, sadly not, Mr Gilmour, but in point of fact it wouldn't have been a bad idea...
Your heroes for ghosts—
Well, sadly not, Mr Gilmour, but in point of fact it wouldn't have been a bad idea...
Without downloading new pictures, what is it like to date you?
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Without downloading new pictures, what is it like to date you?
Your nemesis is abroad this foul night, my friend
October 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Your nemesis is abroad this foul night, my friend
I really need to attach the hissy hose, realign myself 90° and go to sleep
I have a purring impediment
I have a purring impediment
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I really need to attach the hissy hose, realign myself 90° and go to sleep
I have a purring impediment
I have a purring impediment
Madam is not convinced about citrus-scented beard
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Madam is not convinced about citrus-scented beard
This has been on every bedroom wall I've had since 2007
October 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This has been on every bedroom wall I've had since 2007
It's not a normal Jazzmaster! It's this weird thing:
October 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It's not a normal Jazzmaster! It's this weird thing:
You want to know what gratitude looks like? It's this old wombat using his left hand again
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You want to know what gratitude looks like? It's this old wombat using his left hand again
Who wears it better: St George Hospital ICU or my own comfortable if ludicrous bedroom?
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Who wears it better: St George Hospital ICU or my own comfortable if ludicrous bedroom?
I don't know what this arrangement of objects does exactly, but the infernal fucking machine that goes ping does so at the top of its tiny lungs if I lie in any way that isn't looking at it
Some of the ludicrously fragile plumbing detaches from any of the extra nipples I've been given and we're off
Some of the ludicrously fragile plumbing detaches from any of the extra nipples I've been given and we're off
October 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I don't know what this arrangement of objects does exactly, but the infernal fucking machine that goes ping does so at the top of its tiny lungs if I lie in any way that isn't looking at it
Some of the ludicrously fragile plumbing detaches from any of the extra nipples I've been given and we're off
Some of the ludicrously fragile plumbing detaches from any of the extra nipples I've been given and we're off
Actually I'd like to revise that
THIS is my writing career in a nutshell
THIS is my writing career in a nutshell
October 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Actually I'd like to revise that
THIS is my writing career in a nutshell
THIS is my writing career in a nutshell
My writing career summed up in one image:
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My writing career summed up in one image:
Annihilation (2018)
September 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Annihilation (2018)
At least your coat SMELLS like you and crucially IT'S NOT TYPING
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
At least your coat SMELLS like you and crucially IT'S NOT TYPING
He do a science
He hypothesise
He experiment
He reach conclusion
He hypothesise
He experiment
He reach conclusion
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
He do a science
He hypothesise
He experiment
He reach conclusion
He hypothesise
He experiment
He reach conclusion
Worthless, ableist fucking shit. I need a seat you fucking arseholes. Hostile architecture designed to deflect the homeless.
Public architecture should be designed by people who have lived with disability and homelessness, and the people responsible for this should be retrained by that experience
Public architecture should be designed by people who have lived with disability and homelessness, and the people responsible for this should be retrained by that experience
September 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Worthless, ableist fucking shit. I need a seat you fucking arseholes. Hostile architecture designed to deflect the homeless.
Public architecture should be designed by people who have lived with disability and homelessness, and the people responsible for this should be retrained by that experience
Public architecture should be designed by people who have lived with disability and homelessness, and the people responsible for this should be retrained by that experience
If you see this, post a picture with the energy you are bringing to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If you see this, post a picture with the energy you are bringing to Bluesky
I've got a better idea
September 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I've got a better idea
