Unexpected knock at the door. I tried to tiptoe through the living room to see who it was. I was not as quiet as I had hoped 😆
a robot is walking down a street with a yellow line on the side of the road .
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January 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Unexpected knock at the door. I tried to tiptoe through the living room to see who it was. I was not as quiet as I had hoped 😆
Well I guess this is growing up… I’m starting to see medical “old people” advertising everywhere!
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Well I guess this is growing up… I’m starting to see medical “old people” advertising everywhere!
Where are the Christmas songs about fog?
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Where are the Christmas songs about fog?
"If you hate Christmas so much, then why are you the only one in the house blasting Christmas music and doing all the decorating?"
"I don't know...Fake it til ya make it?"
"I don't know...Fake it til ya make it?"
a grinch is wearing a christmas sweater and says " ill be ready "
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December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"If you hate Christmas so much, then why are you the only one in the house blasting Christmas music and doing all the decorating?"
"I don't know...Fake it til ya make it?"
"I don't know...Fake it til ya make it?"
One of my co-workers (you know, the one with the uber-specific skill set that nobody else in the office has) just gave her notice. 🫤
a woman in a pink jacket and a white skirt is standing on a beach .
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December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
One of my co-workers (you know, the one with the uber-specific skill set that nobody else in the office has) just gave her notice. 🫤
I went to the craft store (that shall not be named) for my once yearly trip to get ornaments. I found this bus for my kiddo’s bus driver and customized it to match her bus - She has a red bow on the front and lights strung up all around the inside for each holiday. 🎄
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I went to the craft store (that shall not be named) for my once yearly trip to get ornaments. I found this bus for my kiddo’s bus driver and customized it to match her bus - She has a red bow on the front and lights strung up all around the inside for each holiday. 🎄
One of these days I’m going to reach for the cinnamon and accidentally put a different spice in my coffee…
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
One of these days I’m going to reach for the cinnamon and accidentally put a different spice in my coffee…
Sometimes you just have to use pen and learn the lesson while you do it...
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sometimes you just have to use pen and learn the lesson while you do it...
AI is not making my life easier... First, I sat through an hour long meeting and now I have to read through an hour's worth of AI meeting notes and correct them before emailing them out to the other participants.
Super. 👍
Super. 👍
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
AI is not making my life easier... First, I sat through an hour long meeting and now I have to read through an hour's worth of AI meeting notes and correct them before emailing them out to the other participants.
Super. 👍
Super. 👍
My chocolate zucchini muffins just got the seal of approval from my very picky teenager 🤩
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My chocolate zucchini muffins just got the seal of approval from my very picky teenager 🤩
Looks like our new dishwasher runs a bit hotter than the old one. 🫠
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Looks like our new dishwasher runs a bit hotter than the old one. 🫠
Just heard my teen say “Ugh. WHY is every light in the house on?” 💡
My job here is done.
My job here is done.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just heard my teen say “Ugh. WHY is every light in the house on?” 💡
My job here is done.
My job here is done.
“How’s the cleaning going?”
Good! I made some gift tags out of a box that had a cool pattern on it.
Good! I made some gift tags out of a box that had a cool pattern on it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“How’s the cleaning going?”
Good! I made some gift tags out of a box that had a cool pattern on it.
Good! I made some gift tags out of a box that had a cool pattern on it.
I was focused on cleaning the house this morning when I found the cherry shrimp dead in the tank and had to google can cherry shrimp eggs still hatch if the mom dies (they can!) and how to set the eggs up for success and also let’s dig out the microscope to see what they look like…
Derailed 🙃
Derailed 🙃
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I was focused on cleaning the house this morning when I found the cherry shrimp dead in the tank and had to google can cherry shrimp eggs still hatch if the mom dies (they can!) and how to set the eggs up for success and also let’s dig out the microscope to see what they look like…
Derailed 🙃
Derailed 🙃
What a weird sunset tonight. It’s pitch black out except for this patch of sky.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What a weird sunset tonight. It’s pitch black out except for this patch of sky.
My family is not impressed with my answer to "What do you want for Christmas?"
I just want a fancy cheese grater. Sorry it's not exciting 😂
I just want a fancy cheese grater. Sorry it's not exciting 😂
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My family is not impressed with my answer to "What do you want for Christmas?"
I just want a fancy cheese grater. Sorry it's not exciting 😂
I just want a fancy cheese grater. Sorry it's not exciting 😂
I am Edith Jones.
Thinking of the student Mary Young who 106 years ago today 'said "shan't" under [her] breath when told to repeat poor work'.
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I am Edith Jones.
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Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
Here is the finished ornament. My little crafty heart is so happy 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Here is the finished ornament. My little crafty heart is so happy 🥰
Our neighbors have us over every summer to drink Prosecco in their pool. I was pretty excited to just find this wine glass ornament for them. Last night I realized that a little slice of a pool noodle shaved down looks just like a pool float. Just needs some glitter ✨ #christmascrafting
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Our neighbors have us over every summer to drink Prosecco in their pool. I was pretty excited to just find this wine glass ornament for them. Last night I realized that a little slice of a pool noodle shaved down looks just like a pool float. Just needs some glitter ✨ #christmascrafting
🎄 On the first day of Christmas, my in-law said to me:
🎶 I fell down last week
🎶 Everything is fine
🎶 No need to call the doctor
(I fear we are teetering on the edge of becoming a sandwich generation household 🫤)
🎶 I fell down last week
🎶 Everything is fine
🎶 No need to call the doctor
(I fear we are teetering on the edge of becoming a sandwich generation household 🫤)
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🎄 On the first day of Christmas, my in-law said to me:
🎶 I fell down last week
🎶 Everything is fine
🎶 No need to call the doctor
(I fear we are teetering on the edge of becoming a sandwich generation household 🫤)
🎶 I fell down last week
🎶 Everything is fine
🎶 No need to call the doctor
(I fear we are teetering on the edge of becoming a sandwich generation household 🫤)
I think I’ve figured out why OnTrac shipping has no social media presence…
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think I’ve figured out why OnTrac shipping has no social media presence…
As you embark on a day of cleaning and cooking in order to spend an afternoon dodging politically charged conversations, I hope your coffee is strong and your favorite dessert comes out perfectly.
a person is cutting a pie with a knife on a marble surface .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
As you embark on a day of cleaning and cooking in order to spend an afternoon dodging politically charged conversations, I hope your coffee is strong and your favorite dessert comes out perfectly.
Digging out all of the boxes of Christmas decorations for our newish Thanksgiving tradition - dinner and decorations. My house will be decked out by tomorrow night in a fraction of the time it would take me to do it all 🎄 🤩
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November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Digging out all of the boxes of Christmas decorations for our newish Thanksgiving tradition - dinner and decorations. My house will be decked out by tomorrow night in a fraction of the time it would take me to do it all 🎄 🤩
I got tired of trying to find a spot in the house to safely store the frame that usually sits in this alcove, so I covered it with wrapping paper and a bow to make it look like a present and used it as the backdrop for the holiday artwork 😁
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I got tired of trying to find a spot in the house to safely store the frame that usually sits in this alcove, so I covered it with wrapping paper and a bow to make it look like a present and used it as the backdrop for the holiday artwork 😁