The worst isekai: "From S-Rank Warrior Princess to Bored Salaryman, Send Me Back to the Dungeon!"

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“Don’t go,” he called. “Does it have to be you? Can’t someone else fight the restless spirits? You’re still wounded!”
She kissed his forehead. “I’m the only one with the Sight. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.”
“I would,” he whispered, as the door shut behind her.
#FastPrompt 213

What a curious color, Lara thought, reaching out—and pulling back with a screech. Her hand bled green. The rose had…#bitten her?!
“Oh dear,” the witch cackled. “Best make your request quickly, before the poison takes hold and you sleep the year away.”
#FastPrompt 213

“I must #save the princess!” the young hero proclaimed.
“Why d'you wanna save the person who ordered yer brother killed?” the goblin girl asked.
The party stared at her. The crown-sanctioned mage looked very nervous.
“…What did you say?”
“Oh dear. I didna realize it wuz a secret!”
#FastPrompt 213

The forest boasted all manner of #predators, but the little girl wandered barefoot and carefree, a snake looped around her neck.
Witch-child, some hissed in the village.
And so, when plague struck, the rare herbs that cured came only to those who fed her…
#FastPrompt 213

Before Emily could even sit down, her cousin upset the entire table—tea time was ruined, with a crash of china and an apoplectic Aunt Agnes.
Before the maid could drag Tara away, she grabbed Emily’s arm, hissing, “Don’t trust the #crocodiles. They poison the tea.”
#FastPrompt 213