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Katie Hughes-Pucci
@katiehughespucci.bsky.social
Writer. (Words in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, The Millions)
Mom. Elder Millennial. Pop Culture Enthusiast. Rhode Island. https://www.clippings.me/users/katiehughespucci
Izzy giving some Ben Affleck vibes at preschool. Girl, same.
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Bit.ly/deadmums

Have a wager on when I’ll kill my porch mums? And donate to @ppfa.org of Southern New England !
September 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Line em up!

Neuroses? Brilliance? Who’s to say?

A marble coffee table in a home with a baby and a toddler on the other hand…. Now that’s a Darwinian experiment waiting to happen.
August 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Izzy named this one all by herself.

Apparently we’ve been discussing Baby Joey’s diaper activity too much in front of Izzy 😆😆😆🤦‍♀️
August 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hey #rhodeisland,
Do any of our libraries have this sort of thing?

I have babies and I’d like to remember what it feels like to hold a book again.

Halp!
August 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Signing my toddler up for a tumbling class.

Let’s play a game called, “Can you spot the patriarchal bullshit?”
August 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The category: antiques
The Item? 😆😆😆☠️☠️☠️
August 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I can tell you what didn’t happen…
August 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
July 2025: brought to you by coffee, SSRIs, an occasional benzo, and whatever the hell this is.
August 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Is this the “Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” stage of self-annihilation?
July 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
She turns 3 in August and I hear it gets worse before it gets better.
July 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sometimes you have to decide whether to let your toddler write on the marble table with orange crayon or wake up the teething baby from his contact nap.

Sigh.

Thanks for making these things washable, #crayola
July 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Can someone send this to Alyssa Edwards? #backrolls
July 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you had one of these pencil cases growing up, you probably have a Bogg bag and an SSRI Rx
July 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Who can I contact at #oura about letting it know I have a 5 month old?

Also, I’m reading this in a bitchy voice.

cOuLd YoU mAyBe MaKe SleEp A pRiOrItY!!!?!?
June 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Can someone teach me how to buy the correct amount of bananas. I have a terminal degree, am vaguely competent, a fair-to-middling mother, and I can’t for the life of me figure out the right number of bananas to purchase so that they a) don’t all go bad before we can eat them or b) run out of them.
June 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I have a bone to pick with Covid/Flu test designers. “C” apparently stands for “control” and not “Covid” which is represented by, wait for it, the letter “T.”

For a solid 15 minutes I ran around the house like Chicken Little thinking my 2 year old and 4 month old had Tovid.

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
May 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
New episode out now…
May 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Told hubs I didn’t want cut flowers (too much work on the flower receiver to tend to water levels, clean up falling petals, dispose of when they wilt. It always makes me sad watching them die)

He heard me and knocked it outta the park with these 3D cardboard flowers! (Brand is #FreshCutPaper)
May 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hubs and I are in that “passing ships” phase of going from 1 to 2 kids where I’m on baby duty and he’s on toddler patrol.

Our shifts didn’t connect much tonight due to a teething baby but he managed to hide a giant cupcake in my breast pump bag.

It’s a season…And sometimes there’s cupcakes.
May 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Spotted in his natural habitat, the young babe hides among the artificial flora while the mother gathers more.

This is a season of fake porch plants. #2under3 #athomestore
May 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Foreground: using toddler fork for lunch bc I need to do dishes

Background: newish baby who now thinks Mommy’s hands are ENORMOUS
May 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Update: Toddler now has us using the phrase non ironically in grocery lists
May 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Great job, @variety.com for choosing these photos that scream “festive comedy”
May 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Baby Joey got crayoned today. No one owned up to the act but I have my theories.
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM