Kat Flandermeyer
@katflandermeyer.bsky.social
she/her | if it has wheels i’ve lost sleep to watch it | this account is mostly crafting sidequests | digital content at NASCAR, opinions are my own
this is one of the ugliest games of football i’ve ever seen, nobody wants to win this
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
this is one of the ugliest games of football i’ve ever seen, nobody wants to win this
low stakes conspiracy theory: the dueling t-mobile/at&t ads were made by the same ad agency and this was all planned
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
low stakes conspiracy theory: the dueling t-mobile/at&t ads were made by the same ad agency and this was all planned
i would die for this baby armadillo #prehistoricplanet
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i would die for this baby armadillo #prehistoricplanet
anyways, pie:
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
anyways, pie:
welp. car transmission is fucked. i have some money, but not nearly enough for the new car i wanted. happy thanksgiving everybody.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
welp. car transmission is fucked. i have some money, but not nearly enough for the new car i wanted. happy thanksgiving everybody.
hey nintendo why the hell is the word “sushi” on the ban list
i just wanted to name my sushi restaurant that i built
i just wanted to name my sushi restaurant that i built
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hey nintendo why the hell is the word “sushi” on the ban list
i just wanted to name my sushi restaurant that i built
i just wanted to name my sushi restaurant that i built
well okay fine ruby i won’t make the bed for a little while longer
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
well okay fine ruby i won’t make the bed for a little while longer
i’m crying the pyrotechnics are fully on beat
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i’m crying the pyrotechnics are fully on beat
starting a supernatural rewatch from the top (in what is becoming an offseason tradition at this point) and realizing how old this show is is gonna make me crumble into dust
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
starting a supernatural rewatch from the top (in what is becoming an offseason tradition at this point) and realizing how old this show is is gonna make me crumble into dust
so i was working my way back from time traveling, and happened to get rid of a villager that i didn’t want around september. didnt have a ton of tickets, so i just left it up to fate and went back to present day
the lot is still open?
the lot is still open?
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
so i was working my way back from time traveling, and happened to get rid of a villager that i didn’t want around september. didnt have a ton of tickets, so i just left it up to fate and went back to present day
the lot is still open?
the lot is still open?
got out the elevated bowls thinking the cats would like them better and watched ruby immediately pick her food up, place it on the ground, and then eat it
sure i guess whatever you want
sure i guess whatever you want
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
got out the elevated bowls thinking the cats would like them better and watched ruby immediately pick her food up, place it on the ground, and then eat it
sure i guess whatever you want
sure i guess whatever you want
re: last repost, since the holiday season is also iron bowl season, i’ve discovered orange juice + pineapple+ a dash of cherry syrup from the jar + nonalc amaretto (available online) makes a pretty solid nonalcoholic yellowhammer
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
re: last repost, since the holiday season is also iron bowl season, i’ve discovered orange juice + pineapple+ a dash of cherry syrup from the jar + nonalc amaretto (available online) makes a pretty solid nonalcoholic yellowhammer
Reposted by Kat Flandermeyer
first of all, Martinelli's actually rules so jot that down. second of all, the fancy soda business has never been busier. third of all, a big punchbowl or crockpot of something people can add booze to if they want to or leave it out if they don't requires zero bartending effort
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
first of all, Martinelli's actually rules so jot that down. second of all, the fancy soda business has never been busier. third of all, a big punchbowl or crockpot of something people can add booze to if they want to or leave it out if they don't requires zero bartending effort
this “win the kids over by showing them amazon ads” commercial is in the running for the holiday ad that least understands how real people work
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this “win the kids over by showing them amazon ads” commercial is in the running for the holiday ad that least understands how real people work
the intermittent blasting of rocky top on after dark is the only reason i managed to stay up for the entirety of vegas
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
the intermittent blasting of rocky top on after dark is the only reason i managed to stay up for the entirety of vegas
uhhhhh why do we have marshals on the runoff on a hot corner?
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
uhhhhh why do we have marshals on the runoff on a hot corner?
for .2 seconds i thought lando finally didn’t bottle one
no no he did
no no he did
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
for .2 seconds i thought lando finally didn’t bottle one
no no he did
no no he did
of course it’s almost instantly a cat toy
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
of course it’s almost instantly a cat toy
antique hunting leads to a lot of follow up questions, most of them “why”
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
antique hunting leads to a lot of follow up questions, most of them “why”
this is the second deeply cursed baby face lamp i’ve seen….who made these and why
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
this is the second deeply cursed baby face lamp i’ve seen….who made these and why
i just saw a 5 foot tall gold t. rex statue in the front yard of a tattoo shop rural NC rules
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i just saw a 5 foot tall gold t. rex statue in the front yard of a tattoo shop rural NC rules
insane dubs to start this morning of antique hunting (it’s probably a reproduction but the laminate is in stellar shape and it was $25 so i don’t care)
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
insane dubs to start this morning of antique hunting (it’s probably a reproduction but the laminate is in stellar shape and it was $25 so i don’t care)
charlie discovered the mirror
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
charlie discovered the mirror
i love a money cannon, let’s go
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i love a money cannon, let’s go
after last nights game i have concluded bama and oklahoma have two common grounds
1) we both love jalen hurts
2) we both do not care for texas
1) we both love jalen hurts
2) we both do not care for texas
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
after last nights game i have concluded bama and oklahoma have two common grounds
1) we both love jalen hurts
2) we both do not care for texas
1) we both love jalen hurts
2) we both do not care for texas