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kate
@katewitko.bsky.social
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i live in indianapolis, i'm from here

saturdays are for college football, sundays are for redzone

i am told that medically i am still alive
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second bag secured 😎
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November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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here is the curséd recipe, please i beg of you do not try this at home
Chez Jay in Santa Monica (via TripAdvisor) This recipe for La Jolla potatoes from L.A.’s Legendary Restaurants serves six: 8 x 8-inch baking pan, buttered 2 lbs. russet potatoes, peeled and cut into large chunks 2 larges cloves of garlic, minced 2 tbsp. unsalted butter 1½ cups half-and-half 2 tsp. salt ½ tsp. freshly ground black pepper 2 large, ripe bananas, peeled and sliced 4 oz. Jarlsberg or Gruyère cheese, grated 1. Preheat the oven to 350ºF. 2. In a large pot of salted water, boil the potatoes until just tender (about 15 minutes). Drain into a colander and allow the potatoes to steam for 5 minutes. 3. Meanwhile, wipe out the pot, add the garlic and butter and return to the heat. Allow the garlic to turn golden, then add the half-and-half, salt, pepper, bananas, and potatoes. 4. Using a hand masher, roughly mash the potato mixture. You want to have a textural contrast of smooth and rough pieces. Season to taste, then transfer the potatoes to the baking pan and top with the grated cheese. Place in the oven to heat through and brown the cheese, about 15 minutes. 5. Serve at once or set the oven at 200ºF and keep warm until ready to serve.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Howard!
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
katewitko.bsky.social
man i could not do that again if i tried
my nightly pills and the pills i take one and a half of not only did i set the half down on top of the other one but it's on the side and not just the side but the round end standing up
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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wedge dinner
dime store wedge salad, wedge o' cantaloupe
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
katewitko.bsky.social
the highlight of my dad's weekend was buying a new toilet that he said can flush golf balls so i was morally obligated to send him this classic
john o'connor on twitter: how much can this one swallow? / sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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who have the same record as the eagles, btw
it's the sunglasses man
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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why are you so obsessed with me
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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yeah uhhhhhhh a crystal necklace
google opinion rewards question asking if i searched for any of the following
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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RIP tho
Indianapolis Bars & Clubs 501 Eagle 501 Eagle (Closed Permanently) (77 Ratings) Add a Review Save Leather/Levi/Bear bar Two floors of levis, leather and bears. No, you didn't die and go to heaven, you are at the 501Eagle. Friendly bartenders pour strong drinks. Be sure to chalk up your stick for some pool playing action on first level. dancing leather pool table bears
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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it's lit
shitload of empty bar glasses
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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oh shit oh fuck
the follow boy followed me and there's that huge + follow back button
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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get outta my dreams
and into my
cate blanchett in the hit movie tár
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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i had a dream last night about this phrase so when i woke up i wondered how many times i've posted it
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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gm gc
selfie
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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really digging this guy
utah fan giving me a thumbs down
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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busted
Howard under a blanket on the couch
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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idk where else to put this so here ya go
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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lol i had to dig deep into the bowels of espn+ to find the mercer - auburn game
ashtray, tablet playing the mercer - auburn game, and my space heater that says hi
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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💦 🏐🏐
to the window to the wall
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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mama! papa! come quick! it's falun gong commercials season!
shen yun commercial
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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stuck in my head
the gambler by kenny rogers
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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i don't think so, andrew m
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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he missed me all day 🥲
Howard
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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i miss snack chat they would have loved this shit
recommended beverage polenta
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM