Me (watching my first Ernest movie): "Ernest has a sort of a Peewee Herman quality to him"
Christian: (nods sagely) "he has the dreams of a child"
Christian: (nods sagely) "he has the dreams of a child"
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me (watching my first Ernest movie): "Ernest has a sort of a Peewee Herman quality to him"
Christian: (nods sagely) "he has the dreams of a child"
Christian: (nods sagely) "he has the dreams of a child"
I hate this man and all that he stands for
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I hate this man and all that he stands for
its that time of year: im watching white christmas, reading bing crosby's wikipedia page, and crying about how he died
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
its that time of year: im watching white christmas, reading bing crosby's wikipedia page, and crying about how he died
I had to download this app to prepay tariffs for xmas packages i sent home to the US. I had to make an account with this dumb app so I tried to make my password "fucktrump" and IT WOULDNT LET ME use that password lmfaoooooo
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I had to download this app to prepay tariffs for xmas packages i sent home to the US. I had to make an account with this dumb app so I tried to make my password "fucktrump" and IT WOULDNT LET ME use that password lmfaoooooo
moving to canada is one of the top ten weirdest things ive ever done tbh
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
moving to canada is one of the top ten weirdest things ive ever done tbh
group text got me feeling canadian as fuck
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
group text got me feeling canadian as fuck
the correct answer is christmas vacation and we put the last ornament on the tree at the best part of the movie lmao
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the correct answer is christmas vacation and we put the last ornament on the tree at the best part of the movie lmao
*record scratch* "yep, that's me."
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
*record scratch* "yep, that's me."
brutal chomping taking place in this household rn
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
brutal chomping taking place in this household rn
also, he looks so much like galileo...i miss galileo
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
also, he looks so much like galileo...i miss galileo
i swear to god this is such a fucking racket...🧵
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i swear to god this is such a fucking racket...🧵
idk what this business is that's in the same office building as my therapist, but I like to imagine there's a bunch of people frozen in there like fry from futurama
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
idk what this business is that's in the same office building as my therapist, but I like to imagine there's a bunch of people frozen in there like fry from futurama
look at my perfect baby
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
look at my perfect baby
Don't Look Up (2021) dir. Adam McKay
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Don't Look Up (2021) dir. Adam McKay
the timeline has blessed me
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the timeline has blessed me
learning important things
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
learning important things
friday night after a week of soul crushing job searching: I made pumpkin oatmeal white chocolate chip cookies, @meatcastlegameware.com and I ordered a pizza and took some edibles
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
friday night after a week of soul crushing job searching: I made pumpkin oatmeal white chocolate chip cookies, @meatcastlegameware.com and I ordered a pizza and took some edibles
this cat is fucking perfect I swear to god.
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
this cat is fucking perfect I swear to god.