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Katemonkey (In Most Places)
@katemonkey.com
Transplanted Southern Californian in the land of medieval hoodlums.
Likes bad pop culture and the Internet.
Yep.
She/Her/They/Them.
Find me at https://www.katebolin.com
Holy smokes, I was not expecting such a fast turnaround on my @mayakern.com skirt. Ordered on Thursday, received this morning (didn't open it until now).
BEHOLD! COELACANTH SKIRT!
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is where I skeet from
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I like self-service checkout machines, because it means the staff can sit and gossip to themselves while getting paid, and not judge me for buying "Bluey" stickers.
(I put @sachajudd.com's sticker with my stack of Bluey stickers because this is all about my love. Of shiny metallic sad Bingo.)
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You ridiculous beast.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Enjoying Royal Sussex Hospital's Urgent Treatment Centre. There is the BIGGEST seagull outside looking very threatening to anyone who comes nearby. I can only assume he's representing the resident doctors.
Fight the power, buddy!
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ME ME ME ME ME
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
When I bought "House Flipper 2", I didn't think I'd reach a point in the game where I'm obsessing about kerning.
But here we are.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Also look what I found in a nearby "vapes and sweets" shop. The taste of my childhood.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
S P O O K Y T I M E S
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I feel like everyone could use a boost.
Here is a very dapper coelacanth that is here to tell you how fantastic you are.
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Also, there is this weird stain at the top of one of the columns in the council building and I could NOT stop looking at it.
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Today, I got a certificate and a fancy coin to show off when I go to protests, harangue my MP, and be annoying at any local events.

Yep, look out everyone, I have representation to go with my taxation.
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Oh you know it's bad when the Weekly World News is speaking truth.
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I am so freakin' good at colouring.
October 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Goddamn, those actually look ridiculously comfy.
But I cannot justify $749, not even in Canadian dollars.
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
What, you're not supposed to spend part of your Disneyland holiday lying in bed with Haunted Mansion Ambiance playing on the TV? What's the point, then?
October 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don't care what everyone says - Rex is still the best pilot.
October 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
We are so good at colouring.
September 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Today I acquired this particularly kitsch little cat, which is very neon and bedazzled and opens up in the back to hold... yeah, not gonna lie, I think glow-in-the-dark acrylic miniatures might need to go there.
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I also watched "Your Dustbin Is Beating Hitler" which I recorded off of @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social but it's not on @letterboxd.social and my energy levels are too shot to add it myself.
But oh my god. YOUR DUSTBIN IS BEATING HITLER. It's on TPTV Encore. Enjoy it: tptvencore.co.uk/product/tpmo...
September 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I bought a Tiny TV from Tiny Circuits and everything is automatically better.
September 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I'm at East Coast Pride in Skegness, and somehow, this bag had to join me. It is a mystery as to why.
September 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
HELL YEAH SHARK MOVIE AT THE BROADWAY
September 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Me: "This is perfectly organised. Myra is the adopted daughter of Wren. Myra marries Addison. They have a son named Leroy."
Graphviz: "Sure thing! But he's.....over there. Like, waaaaaay over there. Dakota's in the way. Yeah."
Me: "...What."
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
THE BOX HAS FALLING SAND.
also, THE COMIC
August 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM