Jason Schwartzman does really well, but his part just feels like it was written for David Spade, you know?

I feel like getting three dogs into sweaters and boots every time they want to go out is character-building enough. This extra stuff is just karma being sadistic.

So first I fired my gun then I super-aimed or whatever and fired my gun again. All Jackie has to say about that is nagging me about making the call. Then I tried another button, pulled out a grenade, and flatlined us both.

I'll try again next Sunday, but I do know which button is for my phone now.

I started out not to bad with the tutorials & even the first mission. But then I got in an elevator and Jackie told me to call someone on my phone. And the game was helpful! It was trying to show me what button to press and everything. Only with my bad vision, I wasn't sure what the tiny icon meant.

Well, I was due for a new musical obsession.