pull out the plush for it

my grandma was an asshole that tried to get money by any means possible, so this would be a nightmare suiting for her i guess

one of the first episodes of Max Headroom literally covers this shit

i wanna mix paint with you

i hear you, they didn't really plow around here in south minneapolis yet so it's just a mess. i got the car stuck in the alley behind our apartment cuz the private plow dude just dumped a ton of snow in the way. had to get out and kick the hell out of it lol

getting in off the main street is awful

alt text: it's a bridge across the mississippi river and the walking/biking paths on either side are just full of awful, trampled, slippery as fuck snow

it's as incredibly unsafe as it looks

yo ho ho and a bottle of qualuudes

i can't wait

what the fuck is he even saying? maybe i'm just stoned but it sounded like attempts at words. also he dresses like a giant child to boot

people's brains are legitimately rotting holy crap

fuck, *just* too big for me lol

i am so SO glad i only got my car stuck once while putting it back in our lot, and that was the fault of the plow guy just dumping snow all over the alley lol

good to keep tons of cardboard on hand this time of year

reverse zoo/fishtank lol

there's a large native bunny that comes up at night and stares at my rabbits thru the window, it is very funny lol