Did his nose grow? Pinocchio effect in this pic.

my dog, missing the couch I just sold, laments in honour of your hibernation. empty spaces are hard to fill.

Americans do not strike me as bold with food, at all. Kudos to you, but your ketchup President is what I experienced from US tourists, in a widely travelled life, more than enthusiasm.

I have rarely laughed so hard. Extraordinary.

“farcical mishaps….”

The fork, I am dying.

Omg. I am snort laughing so hard my dog is worried.

Thank you for having a non-amazon alternative. I have saved your link for when my move is complete - I will reward myself with a purchase from you.

I’m gonna become a “granny who hugs” and charge for big money for comfort. Payment in food, garden help, dog running, connection all acceptable.

I dropped my phone badly and despite the expensive case, the screen cracked. I'm living with it happily. Consequences of my own clumsiness. I have no intention of replacing/upgrading. The cracked screen is my life. (I am also phone phobic so the damage just reinforces my core beliefs)

I had 6 bookcases I had never dusted. That was my clue.

I hired a duster to get my place ready to sell. Of course she did a lot more than that, BUT every time she is here she dusts before she vacuums, and I'm like "not my wizardry".

i thought you wrote "cube". Both are correct.

But the power issue is very real. Why the fuck are the general population absorbing rate increases to give these technocrats preferred rates? Why are we paying their bills?

Why not both though? We can dream big things.