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Schmagatha
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This diva. This hunty. She ate.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thanks divas for the gift subs to @lucegoosegames.bsky.social and @alexisdotgov.bsky.social 💜💜
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Dear chat,
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My Lyft driver said, “Wow they hate you in this neighborhood!” They being the city infrastructure in reference to the unplowed streets.
They really want my Corolla to get stuck in the alley again tomorrow when this could easily be virtual (or an email)
Taking bets on if this mandatory in-person training will be canceled due to weather
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
They really want my Corolla to get stuck in the alley again tomorrow when this could easily be virtual (or an email)
Taking bets on if this mandatory in-person training will be canceled due to weather
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Taking bets on if this mandatory in-person training will be canceled due to weather
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by Schmagatha
elijah wood laughs like he’s not allowed to at home
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Pantone color of the year feels like a micro aggression at best and a dog whistle at worst 😬
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What can I say? I love british!
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Got softly accused of dropping the ball on deadlines after working over the holiday weekend to meet a surprise deadline (as a highly organized person with anxiety and perfectionism issues, I could never)
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Did two loads of laundry and still shoveled before the neighbors. Now it’s time to sit.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
!bald
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Supposed to be off but I’m working
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Thinkin about Benchamim Franklin !turkey
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
TW: pet illness, pet loss. After our chronically ill (diabetes and recurring pancreatitis) baby died last October, I’m spiraling over the possibility of our other cat being sick (kidney disease). It’s all so similar and scary and entirely unfair.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Love picrewing with chat picrew.me/en/image_mak...
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Omg
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Y’all hear something?
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Repotted houseplants on probably the very last nice day of the year to do it outside. Who can take me? 💅🏻
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Nancy Drew subreddit is unhinged
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is a scam because you can’t see shit with the naked eye
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Being heavily encouraged to feed the beast (use A1) at work, and one of these days my face is gonna betray me and expose my rage. My job involves a lot of writing and I simply refuse.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think I would have liked Frankenstein more if I hadn’t just watched Nosferatu
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I guess it’s back to cyber bullying (redacted Minneapolis elected official)… so sick of this man (derogatory)
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No energy for a costume this year, but I have some inspiration for 2026 ahuhuhuhuhu
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM