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kasperl-stormcrow.bsky.social @kasperl-stormcrow.bsky.social · Nov 16
GENTLEMEN...
BEHOLD!!

THE STORMCROW AUX!

This is a custom Stormcrow/Ryoken configuration I made with the help of the BPL AUX and then had some help, read as commissioned, taking that record sheet and turning it into something to print and paint.
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cmdrredcog.bsky.social
Getting thrown out of the FLGS by referring to painting minis as coloring dollies
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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wimbostratus.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
Victor, a gay emo bird action figure, and Vance, a gay doggy twink action figure, are sitting in a car. Victor is singing with a wide open-mouthed toothy grin, while Vance is driving. Vance is distinctly shorter than Victor, and is nearly eye-level with the car's dashboard. "exit LIIIGHT "ENTER NIIGHTT "TAKE MY HAAAAND "EN-TER SAND-MAAAAN" sings Victor, making devil-horns with his hands, rocking out. Vance replies, visibly exhausted, "if you're gonna sing it like that one more. one more fucking" Victor protests, visibly irate now, palms open in frustration, "IT'S WHAT THE SONG IS CALLED" Vance begins his mantra, muttering, "pulling over i'm pulling over strangle you pulling over to strangle pulling over" They're both plastic toy-men so it wouldn't actually matter if Victor was strangled. it will hurt him, though. Also like... Are they human-sized? Is the car toy-sized? This is unknown, but it'd be really funny if they were small and just driving like this on the freeway among normal-sized cars.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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psudonym.bsky.social
If you like this you're as old millennial nerd (like me)
petriform.com petriform 🔜 Boston Bitdown @petriform.com · 6h
in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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gifs-bot.bsky.social
STARWARS/STRDSTRY.GIF
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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thetopdingus.bsky.social
A unified pen drawing of the mech in the quoted post
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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acroray.bsky.social
An original pre #Battletech Battledroid design getting some restoration.
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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sundownmcmoon.bsky.social
Mechtober 2021 Day 27: HT128 Bigfoot (Camo Suit) | Fang of the Sun Dougram

Bigfoot lookin' comfy in the tracksuit
November 16, 2023 at 8:01 PM
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retroanimechris.bsky.social
Coming soon on the archive will be a variety of fantasy mecha themed works, primarily made after the Macross boom and subsequently during the airing of Orguss. TURBO SACK follows several artists, but was acquired to document the works of Keisuke Tamura & Katsushi Shibasawa, two animator-artists.
a bright cherry red cover with black anime graphics featuring military figures and a large Valkyrie-esque mecha from Macross. This is the cover of a vintage anime / manga doujinshi from the early 1980s.
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
was less good at kissing people before, got better at it
Ivan leaning over a ledge, next to a can of keyboard cleaner. He looks over his shoulder dejectedly, sharp teeth gritted into a tired grimace. He's got pajama pants with warning signs on them, in a yellow that matches his helmet. "If your computer is actin' funny, remember to check for dust in dirty fans and vents. "That shit gets in everything, man. "i forgot to clean my ass once and almost died of heatstroke" Two robots, one a spiky frankenstein staring emptily at the camera with sharp teeth, and the other a square, boxy humanoid robot taxi-driver with a kind, blank expression, and a puppet-like mouth. Descriptive Text reads: VERBO-UNIT IV [originally made as a disposable decoy; power-armor with a fake skeleton inside identical to its creator, a chimera; used as a temporary body for training a successor, until stolen by mercenaries] ["frankenstein"-like movement - sometimes articulate, but cold and somewhat hollow. English, russian-accented] [Thinks creator abandoned it, when losing it was creator's biggest regret] DRIVER I_CRX3 [humanoid chassis for a self-driving car, normally only used for helping handicapped passengers into the car, loading luggage, or emergencies] [Thinks company valued it as an individual, when company was wholly indifferent to it] [Speaks politely, and follows most company procedures to the letter] The same two robots, except the first is wearing a suit and tie, smugly glancing over the other. The second is more battered, glaring up at the viewer with its good eye, seemingly smirking despite its face having limited expression. "Ivan" [became fully sentient, "made-do" with incomplete memories and became a mercenary for the repo company that found and repurposed him; moonlights as a performer, particularly as an underground comedian.] [bombed most nights until Dice heckled him, suggesting "Why don't you try being funny instead" Somehow, his act improved significantly afterward] [Got driven around everywhere by Dice, until Dice finally snapped at him and taught him how to drive] [inherited new york accent from Dice, and other friends] "Dice" [Became more independent over time as he connected emotionally to his passengers. Started doing caretaking at a nursing home for a regular of his - got into an accident at one point, saved the rider's life at the cost of his car-body] [Would've been reprogrammed for deviating from company's SOPs, his own independence being attributed to the accident; got bought by the nursing home, using a fundraiser by all residents. Feels indebted to NYC and its community] [Made small-talk with Ivan, until Ivan started talking back and couldn't shut-up. Secretly happy to have gotten Ivan out of his shell] ["Every puddle of vomit. Every drop of bird shit. Every borough, every filthy subway, every parking ticket. Every blemish and every sparkle. If you don't love it all, you don't love NYC."] Kaita and "Danice", the taxi-driving robot from before, but now a muppet-looking wolf bot. "Kaita" [sounds like something between Wilma Flintstone and Elaine from seinfeld] [how in the fuck] "Danice" [Sounds like something between Patty and Selma, and a distinctly femme version of Vic Dibitetto (the "who wants coffee does anyone want coffee" guy)] [what the fuck] Danice: "Wanna make-out behind the dumpster later?" Kaita: "Golly! Sure!"
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
won't someone please give the poor machine soda
Kaita, with a distinctly human-looking face, laments having it. She has her hand on her hip, weight shifted between her hips and shoulders, while her little virtual buddy "Beth", who I can only describe as a tiny cat-dog thing-woman in a vest, dress shirt, and black pants, sits on her right shoulder. Beth is holding a notepad and pen, staring down at it while holding the pen out absent-mindedly in thought. "So. How's the human-face working out for you? 'Butchy-Femme' was tricky for me to get right, but--" Kaita tiredly replies, "No, I love it. Just-- I miss biting people, Beth. I still do, but-- now.. it's just not the same. Y'know?" Beth assures, "Of course. You'll get used to it, hun." Various drawings of Kaita grinning, singing while dressed-up, dancing, and singing (but more soulfully). From the top right she sings, "Me larmes... mes larme, je les cacherai, comme d'habi tuuuu de" [and in smaller text,] "It's whiny, but that's why I like it." In the middle she sings, "My woman She has a heart of stone Not human, but she must be my own Till the day I die, I'll be lovin' my woman" And lastly she sings, "Flame on, flame on! and on and on and on Flame on, flame on" Songs in order are: Comme d'habitude by Claude François My Woman by Bing Crosby Flame On by Brian Austin Green
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
this machine was repurposed to drink soda and kiss people
she's running out of soda
Kaita is a blue android wolf. She's blue with a white undertone, broad shoulders, and a tall frame. She's got big ol boobies and black pants, with an open blue jacket with a red inside. She's got a yellow heart on her belt, and yellow-colored eyes with black pupils. As in, the whole eye is yellow. Distinctly, her neck is black with mechanical detailing. You know, because she's a robot. She also has black high-heels on. She stands a tilted camera angle, leaning over with a sly smirk, and a mischievous glare. Her large clawed hands hang at her sides, wide and open, ready to grab something. Kaita says, "Watch out. "I'll kiss ya." Ivan, a suspiciously Kaita-looking android lizard dog-man with a yellow and black spiky-helmet with serrated teeth and blue eyes narrowed to slits, glares at someone off-screen. Ivan has black claws, suspenders, a white dress shirt, and an exposed, mechanical midsection. "Treat? Treating myself?" he asks, incredulously. "Look, Pal, "You'll never catch me. sayin and doin that sissy-weak shit. alright? "I'm The Man. "I'm That Guy. "I'm Him, and don't you forget it." [Years later] Kaita gestures flamboyantly at herself, drawn in a flowy-yet-crude artstyle. Her eyes are shut, and she's making a sunny, crooked, silly, toothy grin. "I rinky my soba!!!!!! haahahah" She says this with a bright joy in her voice, colored by fire-forged hope and optimism. There is a cup of soda in view. Then she grabs it, presenting it to the viewer, making a wide-mouthed, toothy, stupid smile. "!soga!! mm!!!!! yay" she sips the soda from a straw. with each panel the art degrades further. "mmmmhmhmmh!! mmm! ,rinky! mmmmmmmm myay" she falls over, spilling, lifeless on the ground, ass-cheeks up. her soda is several feet in front of her, spilled. there's a crudely drawn table in the distance on the viewer's left.
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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eldoniousrex.bsky.social
The Black Pants Legion's Traveller adventure has begun on Youtube!

There's a lot more to come!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf1N...

#traveller #rpg #podcast
Traveller: A live Playthrough with the BPL - Episode 1 - Preamble (Kinda)
YouTube video by The Black Pants Legion
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
*woke voice* im bat-they
HC, a robot-doll-thing that looks like a bat, stands daintily with their hands at their sides, and one leg standing in front of the other. HC has long rabbit-like ears, with a dark blue-gray "skintone". They have cyan eyeshadow, and eyes made with a deeper-blue hue. HC's hair is slicked back up top and billowing over, black with blue under-tone. They have two cute little fangs (if I do say so myself), black lips, eyelashes, and glasses (though it's hard to tell because stylistically the glasses are drawn as the eyes themselves). Over their shoulders is a short black cloak that ends at their hips, with a cyan undertone. Their sleeves are affixed with yellow cuffs. HC also wears a white ascot, and a black witch's hat with a cyan undertone as well. Not depicted here is the fact that HC is like 3'11 without the boots. They are very short. They also wrote this alt-text, hello HC's outfit has big black sleeves, with a black bra over a bare blue chest, black pants, and a black corset. Below are stark-white boots with black heels and soles. A friend described the look as some kind of witch-pirate, which feels adequate. A smaller mugshot of them with weirder, unfocused eyes is also shown, with the text "KILL" drawn nearby. More Text reads: "HC" "Fauxbaphoux" "That Fuckhead Merchant Doll Who Bought My Family Heirlooms For Five Bucks Without Telling Me They Were Worth Thousands OF Dollars But Felt Guilty And Gave It Back After I threatened To Break Their Face" [[He is playing Scent of Love Bayonetta Pachislot in his head]] Hc is depicted in side-profile, depicting their handsome snout and funny whiskers, giving an open-mouthed smirk at the viewer with their round, cartoonish eyeballs. More text below reads, [[don't forget. she IS long and fucked up]] Lastly are two drawings, one of an HC-looking platypus, and an identical-looking platypus, but with HC's witch-hat, a beauty mark, and longer eyelashes. Text by each drawing reads: "a platypus...? "HC THE PLATYPUS"
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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kennylauderdale.bsky.social
Security Gamera
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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fuul.bsky.social
Fuck it, We ball
RB-79 Ball
#Gundam #Fanart
The RB-79 Ball is a civilian mobile suit fitted for battle, reinforced with heavier armor and equipped with a 180mm cannon for most cases. It's thrusters used "solid" fuel instead of normal liquid fuel, essentially, little explosions that triggered the impulse, giving it a good reaction time. It was dubbed the "Mobile Coffin" by the own EFF because of it's fragility. It was however, very nimble and small enough to avoid most attacks, it was faster than most regular mobile suits at the time, and had a longer range of attack than the Zaku II, all while being cost effective, that's why it was.... BORN TO ROLL ZEON IS A FUCK Kill Em All 0079 I am round man 410,757,864,530 DEAD ZEEKS
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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spookyweaselbones.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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verdigrhys.bsky.social
Victor
Capellan Confederation, Death Commandos

#BattleTech #miniatures
A painted miniature of a Victor 'Mech. It is black with green highlights, and the cockpit glass is red. The skull emblem of the Death Commandos is on the left knee. A rear view of a painted miniature of a Victor 'Mech. It is black with green highlights.
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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rouge-et-noir.bsky.social
one of my favorite things about doing lance boxes as commissions is getting to re-box them up like cool action figures #battletech
two boxed up batches of commissioned battletech mechs in a purple scheme heavy and regular recon lance boxes
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
TV and things
"TV" is repeated several times on the top of the picture. Below, Tenna is depicted doing his iconic "cabbage patch" dance, at rapid speed. He's huffing, clearly working himself out. TITAN SPAWN hovers ahead of Kris, both ready for battle. SPAWN: "when" Kris: *2 The TITAN SPAWN's snouty little face scrunches up in contempt. Kris Dreemurr, with the shape of their hair-pixels boxed-in to look like eyes making a funny expression.
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
I like Berdly and I like Ralsei and um yea
Berdly and Ralsei from Deltarune face-off in a rap-battle, referencing Parappa the Rapper 2's Noodles Can't Be Beat! Ralsei is holding a tray of cookies, bouncing in the air. Berdly wields a bowl of noodles and chopsticks. "N-DOUBLE-O, D-L-E-S!!" shouts Berdly, beak scrunched in smug conceit. "C-DOUBLE-O, K-I-E-S~!!" chimes Ralsei, looking like the beautiful boy he is. "GREAT TASTING PASTA, BLOW-TO-YOUR-CHEST!" "Great tasting sweets! Blow-to-my-chest~!" On Berdly's side, his audience of Alphys and Papyrus is there to support him, Alphys holding a cup of ramen over her head, and Papyrus waving a flag depicting spaghetti. On Ralsei's side, Susie and Kris express approval, with Susie holding a small flag with pancakes on it, and Kris wearing a "Bangin Sweets My Man" shirt. Ralsei, hovering majestically, sings THE LEGEND (PAL version) by Siivagunner. "Sca-ry Blue NabNab, "Sting-er Flynn... "and Creepy Green from Rain-bow Friends. "O-pil-a Bird, and Box-y Boo. "Buff Huggy Wug-gy, Mine-craft Dude." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7USvxTudkGQ
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
THE CLASSICS YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT
Amy Rose and her roommate, Mike "Metal Sonic" the Hedgehog, both the stars of my long-since-hiatused comic, Hangin Out. Mike the sneering kinda. Amy looks chill and happy. Amy Rose, posing cutely with her fingertips pressed together. i love you Amy, mid-jump? run? I don't know what she's doing but she's doing it effortlessly because she is perfect
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
prettiest girl in the world. the only girl in the owrld. the only girl in the fucking
Amy Rose, standing pretty and cute, wearing a jacket. An arrow is pointing at her, with text reading "girl" Amy jogging. She's got a fist up and a hand out. She doesn't know what she's doing but she looks happy. Amy, with a button-up blouse, resting her elbow on nothing. She's got sunglasses on. and a sunhat. she's so fucking cool. sun
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
evil
Mike looks down at you with a single eye leering from his shaded, sunglasses-like eyes. His arms are crossed, as he flies through the air, looming over the viewer (you). The landscape and sky stretches about around him. Tails Doll and Metal Sonic together. Metal is looking down at him while slouched over. Tails Doll has a mouth (weird), and he's making a "ooh" sound. Text indicates that TD is making *the "ooh" in Weird Science* Metal Sonic, skidding about with a clawed hand raised threateningly, streaking across the ground as his soles scrape the floor. Like he always does
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
the murderest boy in the world. the most murder. fucking kill. local boy too kill to die
Metal Sonic, falling into pieces, and getting back up. Then, dancing at the bottom of the picture, finally glaring at the viewer. Text reads: I GET KNOCKED DOWN. BUT I GET UP AGAIN. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN Mike the Metal Sonic, with his shades and clawed hands, reaching for the viewer with a wide, Metal Overlord-ish toothy grin. He looks happy. Shadow and Metal Sonic face off in the air. Shadow has his phone out. "hold on. if we're gonna spar, let me put on Trap Royalty first" he says. "Of course." says Metal, "Take your time."
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM