'Director Rowland adds, "Working on ‘She Rides Shotgun’ was about honoring Jordan Harper’s brutal, beautiful novel while finding a cinematic language that could carry both its savagery and its soul.'

Sounds like you should probably buy the book now to be hep on opening day.

Listen two things can be true. Did Elon Musk give a Nazi salute? Yes. Is he an awkward moron? Also yes.

Can’t wait for another Kansas City Chiefs v Who Gives a Shit Super Bowl that the Chiefs when by 1 point thanks to a ref throwing a flag every time someone hurts Mahomes feelings.

“Hello. United States Government here. You can no longer access the China owned social media app on your Chinese manufactured phone while you wear your Chinese made clothes.”

Spending the snow day learning how to parallel park in GTA V.

If we let billionaires exist the least they can do is buy everyone a PlayStation 5 or something.

Jimmy Carter’s body finally realized he was dead today 😞

Krypto flies up to my anxious dog. Tried to sniff her butt. Superman flies overhead.

Me: Hey Superman! Put your dog on a fucking leash!

“Yeah, sure we lost big time this past election but what if we use the exact same strategy in two years? I bet the youth will be on our side then!”

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Santacon really puts the Christ back into Christmas because every year I find out it’s happening and go “Jesus fuckin’ Christ…”

If bringing prices down is so hard then how come when I worked at a bookstore I would just make new price tags to make things even cheaper for me to buy after my discount? Could we not do this with groceries? Vote for me in 2028.

Very glad me laying off fast food has coincided with the rat problem at McDonalds.

I think I saw the United Healthcare CEO shooter at a graphic designer party back in 06.

Gonna go see Wicked and sing Mambo No 5 every time a song starts.

My fiance is always trying to introduce me to new people and I’m always like “I made ten friends twenty years ago and until one of them dies I’m all booked up.”

How the hell do you get followers on this? Here’s a #puppy and I will post #jokes

My upcoming comedy special is going to be the Megalopolis of comedy specials in that I spent all my own money on it ($1000*) and nobody’s going to watch it.