Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social
PhD Biomechanical Engineering and Space Science. Atheist who loves snark, sarcasm, wit and cute animals. #FDJT #SingularityIsNear #VoteBlue
Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸
Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸
So, tear the East Wing down first, *then* iron out plans about what to build. Perfect. 🥴🤦🏻♂️
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
So, tear the East Wing down first, *then* iron out plans about what to build. Perfect. 🥴🤦🏻♂️
He *thinks* words like these about himself.
“There are no words big enough to describe how much I love me.“
“There are no words big enough to describe how much I love me.“
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
He *thinks* words like these about himself.
“There are no words big enough to describe how much I love me.“
“There are no words big enough to describe how much I love me.“
Is Kegsbreath gonna tell Piggy that all his medals are in the wrong order?
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is Kegsbreath gonna tell Piggy that all his medals are in the wrong order?
I hear grieving makes a female body do weird things. 😉
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I hear grieving makes a female body do weird things. 😉
and that 16% is from all the patriotic MAGA Twitter accounts located in Russia.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
and that 16% is from all the patriotic MAGA Twitter accounts located in Russia.
The self-importance of this person is staggering.
a man with a mustache and a robe says i 'm kind of a big deal
ALT: a man with a mustache and a robe says i 'm kind of a big deal
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The self-importance of this person is staggering.
Do you think interstellar species look at Earth and wonder why humans would build an artificial pond with an artificial waterfall next to a pond or lake? 😉
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Do you think interstellar species look at Earth and wonder why humans would build an artificial pond with an artificial waterfall next to a pond or lake? 😉
i.e. Don’t listen to Grok when it tells you to use stones and pebbles as turkey stuffing. 😉
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i.e. Don’t listen to Grok when it tells you to use stones and pebbles as turkey stuffing. 😉
If Piggy loses his language skills, how would we know?
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If Piggy loses his language skills, how would we know?
Noticed that as well.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Noticed that as well.
“…won’t fall for it and won’t stand for it.” What’s left? Will they sit for it? I’m confused.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“…won’t fall for it and won’t stand for it.” What’s left? Will they sit for it? I’m confused.
What is “What do Trump & Lewinski have in common?”, Alex.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What is “What do Trump & Lewinski have in common?”, Alex.
They’re GRRRRR…EAT!
tony the tiger is standing in front of a chain link fence with a bunch of people behind him .
ALT: tony the tiger is standing in front of a chain link fence with a bunch of people behind him .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They’re GRRRRR…EAT!
I think it was Plop. Plop. Fizz. Fizz. 😉
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I think it was Plop. Plop. Fizz. Fizz. 😉
This picante sauce is made in New York City?
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This picante sauce is made in New York City?
I bring home the bacon.
Fry it up in a pan.
And never, ever let you forget you’re a man.
Fry it up in a pan.
And never, ever let you forget you’re a man.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I bring home the bacon.
Fry it up in a pan.
And never, ever let you forget you’re a man.
Fry it up in a pan.
And never, ever let you forget you’re a man.
I am stuck on Band Aid brand ‘cause Band Aid’s stuck on me.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I am stuck on Band Aid brand ‘cause Band Aid’s stuck on me.
5,8,8- Two three hundred, Empire!
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
5,8,8- Two three hundred, Empire!