Lady von TitzenArsch
@karlakp.bsky.social
A human doing human things and trying to engage with other humans. A 13 year old brain in a middle aged body. I like fart jokes, plants, cars, bodily autonomy and vintage style (not values).
That PAC is bullshit and Shame on #Talarico for allowing that. Makes me even more #TeamCrockett
Rep. Crockett responded to the gross new ad from the rich mega-donors behind the Talarico-supporting Lone Star Rising Super PAC.
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
That PAC is bullshit and Shame on #Talarico for allowing that. Makes me even more #TeamCrockett
Hey #LoneStarRising PAC, your ad against #JasmineCrockett sucks balls. Stop with the attacks and division. Really uncool.
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Hey #LoneStarRising PAC, your ad against #JasmineCrockett sucks balls. Stop with the attacks and division. Really uncool.
WE, THE PEOPLE, DO NOT WANT GREENLAND.
PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE.
PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE.
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
WE, THE PEOPLE, DO NOT WANT GREENLAND.
PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE.
PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE.
Listening to news. trump wants to send military in to Iran to support people who are fighting their dictatorial government meanwhile he’s sending troops against his own people who are fighting against their dictatorial government.
Have I got that right?
#begood
Have I got that right?
#begood
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Listening to news. trump wants to send military in to Iran to support people who are fighting their dictatorial government meanwhile he’s sending troops against his own people who are fighting against their dictatorial government.
Have I got that right?
#begood
Have I got that right?
#begood
The past couple days have shown me the absolute best and absolute worst of humanity. I’m coping by eating a large calzone and a substantial glass of wine and just being grateful all is ok and nobody got hurt.
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The past couple days have shown me the absolute best and absolute worst of humanity. I’m coping by eating a large calzone and a substantial glass of wine and just being grateful all is ok and nobody got hurt.
Best part of living alone: getting dressed and remembering your bra is in the den where you left it when you took it off yesterday while watching tv.
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Best part of living alone: getting dressed and remembering your bra is in the den where you left it when you took it off yesterday while watching tv.
TIL there’s varieties of pecans. Who knew?
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
TIL there’s varieties of pecans. Who knew?
I’m loving the MAGA confusion over #Mamdani. How can he be a Muslim who will impose sharia law yet also be a social democrat liberal snowflake? Ah the knot twisting and circular arguments. Heavenly.
a man in a suit is sitting at a table eating popcorn .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table eating popcorn .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’m loving the MAGA confusion over #Mamdani. How can he be a Muslim who will impose sharia law yet also be a social democrat liberal snowflake? Ah the knot twisting and circular arguments. Heavenly.
What could go wrong? 😱
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What could go wrong? 😱
Squatty potty in a public bathroom- thoughts?
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Squatty potty in a public bathroom- thoughts?
If you are worried about getting your #Covid shots in Texas, don’t be. As of now I just booked an appt at #cvs for this afternoon and done. #covidshots
September 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If you are worried about getting your #Covid shots in Texas, don’t be. As of now I just booked an appt at #cvs for this afternoon and done. #covidshots
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I’ve spent a good chunk of my career relying on American science and engineering to keep me alive. Yesterday, RFK Jr. testified at the U.S. Senate Finance Committee. It was sad to see him try to destroy the life’s work of so many American scientists. He shouldn’t be in this job.
September 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’ve spent a good chunk of my career relying on American science and engineering to keep me alive. Yesterday, RFK Jr. testified at the U.S. Senate Finance Committee. It was sad to see him try to destroy the life’s work of so many American scientists. He shouldn’t be in this job.
This is just so mean and wrong. Stay out of our pants. if you really want us to be safe enact gun control and give women control of their own reproductive health care www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/tex...
#voteblue
#voteblue
Texas House OKs transgender bathroom ban after years of GOP attempts
The bill would bar transgender adults from using bathrooms that align with their gender identity in government and school buildings.
www.houstonchronicle.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is just so mean and wrong. Stay out of our pants. if you really want us to be safe enact gun control and give women control of their own reproductive health care www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/tex...
#voteblue
#voteblue
So it looks like Trump just wrecked the solar industry. Like, just fucking squashed it. Recession is coming. I feel it.
August 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
So it looks like Trump just wrecked the solar industry. Like, just fucking squashed it. Recession is coming. I feel it.
LET THE BIRTHDAY WEEKEND COMMENCE.
August 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
LET THE BIRTHDAY WEEKEND COMMENCE.
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The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
lol. State farm sends me a Very Important Email that my “billing experience” will change.
I can think of a lot of life experience I’ve had. A State Farm “billing experience” is NOT one of them.
#insurance #statefarm #notagreatexperience
I can think of a lot of life experience I’ve had. A State Farm “billing experience” is NOT one of them.
#insurance #statefarm #notagreatexperience
August 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
lol. State farm sends me a Very Important Email that my “billing experience” will change.
I can think of a lot of life experience I’ve had. A State Farm “billing experience” is NOT one of them.
#insurance #statefarm #notagreatexperience
I can think of a lot of life experience I’ve had. A State Farm “billing experience” is NOT one of them.
#insurance #statefarm #notagreatexperience
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Scandi fabulous.
July 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Scandi fabulous.
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Conspiracy weirdos like Marjorie Taylor Greene are saying that God couldn't be responsible for a gigantic flood, which makes me think they didn't read the Bible they talk about so much.
July 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Conspiracy weirdos like Marjorie Taylor Greene are saying that God couldn't be responsible for a gigantic flood, which makes me think they didn't read the Bible they talk about so much.
Back from a week in the mountains and high sierra and just wondering- why do I live in Texas? I’ve always hated humid air. Sigh. Post vacation blahs.
July 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Back from a week in the mountains and high sierra and just wondering- why do I live in Texas? I’ve always hated humid air. Sigh. Post vacation blahs.
May 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Currently teaching my godkid about industrial Music.
May 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Currently teaching my godkid about industrial Music.
May 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM