Somehow I reached into the fridge and got a sliver of carrot under my thumbnail
April 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Somehow I reached into the fridge and got a sliver of carrot under my thumbnail
Ugh just walked through a bug orgy. I do not consent
April 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ugh just walked through a bug orgy. I do not consent
Adidas really wants me to lean into my middle aged tracksuit era.
Not yet, Adidas. Not yet.
Not yet, Adidas. Not yet.
April 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Adidas really wants me to lean into my middle aged tracksuit era.
Not yet, Adidas. Not yet.
Not yet, Adidas. Not yet.
I’ve never seen an agave bloom before, it looks incredible.
April 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’ve never seen an agave bloom before, it looks incredible.
Picking buttercup roots out of the ground with vigour.
April 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Picking buttercup roots out of the ground with vigour.
All e-newsletters for clothing brands right now: “Heh heh, we know things are a little weird right now…”
April 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
All e-newsletters for clothing brands right now: “Heh heh, we know things are a little weird right now…”
Why is it taking them so long to light it on fire?
April 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Why is it taking them so long to light it on fire?
My mom and aunties love telling me I look sick when I don’t wear makeup. Ladies, yall are right, I look flippin’ SICKKKKKK
April 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My mom and aunties love telling me I look sick when I don’t wear makeup. Ladies, yall are right, I look flippin’ SICKKKKKK
please sign my petition to retire the phrase “creative juices”
April 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
please sign my petition to retire the phrase “creative juices”
Cinnamon Rolls’ dorky cousin Hot Cross Buns is back for a visit this wretched Easter. Try to endure a conversation about how they don’t believe in the Big Bang theory, what they learned about themselves after fasting for lent, and why Peeps are their favourite spring time treat.
April 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cinnamon Rolls’ dorky cousin Hot Cross Buns is back for a visit this wretched Easter. Try to endure a conversation about how they don’t believe in the Big Bang theory, what they learned about themselves after fasting for lent, and why Peeps are their favourite spring time treat.
Skeleton pants: Really, bitch? You know it’s March, right?
Me: This is a non judgmental household and I’ll tib-fib this weekend to my heart’s delight.
Me: This is a non judgmental household and I’ll tib-fib this weekend to my heart’s delight.
March 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Skeleton pants: Really, bitch? You know it’s March, right?
Me: This is a non judgmental household and I’ll tib-fib this weekend to my heart’s delight.
Me: This is a non judgmental household and I’ll tib-fib this weekend to my heart’s delight.
Me: I’m gonna get a little snack from T&T.
*ten minutes later*
Me: I bought all of the snacks from T&T.
*ten minutes later*
Me: I bought all of the snacks from T&T.
March 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Me: I’m gonna get a little snack from T&T.
*ten minutes later*
Me: I bought all of the snacks from T&T.
*ten minutes later*
Me: I bought all of the snacks from T&T.
It’s a eat too many crepes kinda morning
March 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s a eat too many crepes kinda morning
I think it’s finally gone away, guys!
It’s gonna be real cool when this four-week cough goes away
March 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I think it’s finally gone away, guys!
Serious question: So like what if you were one of the reanimated furniture pieces from Beauty and the beast but you didn’t get to have a face? What if you became a bucket or a fork. Seems kinda peaceful tbh
March 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Serious question: So like what if you were one of the reanimated furniture pieces from Beauty and the beast but you didn’t get to have a face? What if you became a bucket or a fork. Seems kinda peaceful tbh
I know mice live in grocery stores, I just don’t want to see them dance across the cereal aisle.
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I know mice live in grocery stores, I just don’t want to see them dance across the cereal aisle.
Isabella wearing blue velvet. 💙
March 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Isabella wearing blue velvet. 💙
Let the smoke blow in my face
The cardboard ash disintegrates
The cardboard ash disintegrates
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Let the smoke blow in my face
The cardboard ash disintegrates
The cardboard ash disintegrates
It’s gonna be real cool when this four-week cough goes away
February 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s gonna be real cool when this four-week cough goes away
Just read Animal Farm and now I’m about to play Stardew Valley. The irony is not lost. Four legs good, two legs bad!
February 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just read Animal Farm and now I’m about to play Stardew Valley. The irony is not lost. Four legs good, two legs bad!
Blocky not have an edit button is annoying to me
February 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Blocky not have an edit button is annoying to me
My favourite part of being a parent is “dance party” before bed. We play music videos for like 10-20 minutes. Tonight she was obsessed with “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” and I realized her little dance move of kicking and throwing her head back was mimicking Cyndi Lauper’s skirt kicks. Magical.
February 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My favourite part of being a parent is “dance party” before bed. We play music videos for like 10-20 minutes. Tonight she was obsessed with “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” and I realized her little dance move of kicking and throwing her head back was mimicking Cyndi Lauper’s skirt kicks. Magical.
Ideas for future family day events in Vancouver that aren’t over the top expensive and will keep your event from sucking:
1) if your event boasts bouncy castles, don’t rent the tiniest bouncy castle to occupy a tiny space in a gigantic gymnasium. it’s pathetic and sad. Pony up and pay for more.
1) if your event boasts bouncy castles, don’t rent the tiniest bouncy castle to occupy a tiny space in a gigantic gymnasium. it’s pathetic and sad. Pony up and pay for more.
February 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ideas for future family day events in Vancouver that aren’t over the top expensive and will keep your event from sucking:
1) if your event boasts bouncy castles, don’t rent the tiniest bouncy castle to occupy a tiny space in a gigantic gymnasium. it’s pathetic and sad. Pony up and pay for more.
1) if your event boasts bouncy castles, don’t rent the tiniest bouncy castle to occupy a tiny space in a gigantic gymnasium. it’s pathetic and sad. Pony up and pay for more.
Rant:
Vancouver Family Day events, why does this city hate kids? The roundhouse feels vacant with 40 minute line ups for face painting and $30 fish and chips at the food trucks.
Vancouver Family Day events, why does this city hate kids? The roundhouse feels vacant with 40 minute line ups for face painting and $30 fish and chips at the food trucks.
February 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Rant:
Vancouver Family Day events, why does this city hate kids? The roundhouse feels vacant with 40 minute line ups for face painting and $30 fish and chips at the food trucks.
Vancouver Family Day events, why does this city hate kids? The roundhouse feels vacant with 40 minute line ups for face painting and $30 fish and chips at the food trucks.