Karateoke (special holiday edition)
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tHe(y/m) | ttrpg enthusiast | alphabet soup diagnosis haver | former monkey bars champion | Overton defenestration rubbernecker
being absolutely inundated with ads for Cuddle Clones right now feels sickeningly predatory
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
being absolutely inundated with ads for Cuddle Clones right now feels sickeningly predatory
Took Arrow's toys and blanket for another walk. The neighbor that always barks at us did as usual, until I said "I'm sorry, buddy, he's gone. I'm so sorry." And they just stopped barking and looked sad.
I know it's projecting to think they understood the words, but I think they understood overall.
I know it's projecting to think they understood the words, but I think they understood overall.
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Took Arrow's toys and blanket for another walk. The neighbor that always barks at us did as usual, until I said "I'm sorry, buddy, he's gone. I'm so sorry." And they just stopped barking and looked sad.
I know it's projecting to think they understood the words, but I think they understood overall.
I know it's projecting to think they understood the words, but I think they understood overall.
I have many words. I'm just gonna put it in the alt text, because it will actually fit there.
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I have many words. I'm just gonna put it in the alt text, because it will actually fit there.
Arrow will be leaving us tomorrow evening, so I'll finally have something to resent Friday the 13th for something
Please take a moment to wish him a safe and comfortable journey, and maybe that he'll eat something good before he goes.
And not to spend his money all in one place
And we love him.
Please take a moment to wish him a safe and comfortable journey, and maybe that he'll eat something good before he goes.
And not to spend his money all in one place
And we love him.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Arrow will be leaving us tomorrow evening, so I'll finally have something to resent Friday the 13th for something
Please take a moment to wish him a safe and comfortable journey, and maybe that he'll eat something good before he goes.
And not to spend his money all in one place
And we love him.
Please take a moment to wish him a safe and comfortable journey, and maybe that he'll eat something good before he goes.
And not to spend his money all in one place
And we love him.
These photos are ten years apart to the day.
The latest one is the last one taken before receiving the news that Arrow is in end stage kidney failure. He won't even eat string cheese at this point.
Please hold your babies tight for us.
At least I don't have to regret not loving him enough.
The latest one is the last one taken before receiving the news that Arrow is in end stage kidney failure. He won't even eat string cheese at this point.
Please hold your babies tight for us.
At least I don't have to regret not loving him enough.
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
These photos are ten years apart to the day.
The latest one is the last one taken before receiving the news that Arrow is in end stage kidney failure. He won't even eat string cheese at this point.
Please hold your babies tight for us.
At least I don't have to regret not loving him enough.
The latest one is the last one taken before receiving the news that Arrow is in end stage kidney failure. He won't even eat string cheese at this point.
Please hold your babies tight for us.
At least I don't have to regret not loving him enough.
for someone who could not tell you when the last time they drank milk was, my diet sure is full of fermented milk and milk extracts.
my diet lately is like: juice, yogurt, dried blueberries, cottage cheese, skyr, whey protein, peanut butter powder, oat milk, fiber gummies, and a handful of pills
my diet lately is like: juice, yogurt, dried blueberries, cottage cheese, skyr, whey protein, peanut butter powder, oat milk, fiber gummies, and a handful of pills
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
for someone who could not tell you when the last time they drank milk was, my diet sure is full of fermented milk and milk extracts.
my diet lately is like: juice, yogurt, dried blueberries, cottage cheese, skyr, whey protein, peanut butter powder, oat milk, fiber gummies, and a handful of pills
my diet lately is like: juice, yogurt, dried blueberries, cottage cheese, skyr, whey protein, peanut butter powder, oat milk, fiber gummies, and a handful of pills
I think that a good thing everyone could do for the world right now is any time you get hit with an AI interview, you answer every question with "REP. RE. SEN. TA. TIVE."
February 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I think that a good thing everyone could do for the world right now is any time you get hit with an AI interview, you answer every question with "REP. RE. SEN. TA. TIVE."
URGENT:
... It is our tenth anniversary. Arrow just thought you should know.
We just went for a nice brisk walk, and Arrow will be doing whatever the hell he wants for the rest of the evening. (mostly eating string cheese and being adorable)
... It is our tenth anniversary. Arrow just thought you should know.
We just went for a nice brisk walk, and Arrow will be doing whatever the hell he wants for the rest of the evening. (mostly eating string cheese and being adorable)
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 AM
URGENT:
... It is our tenth anniversary. Arrow just thought you should know.
We just went for a nice brisk walk, and Arrow will be doing whatever the hell he wants for the rest of the evening. (mostly eating string cheese and being adorable)
... It is our tenth anniversary. Arrow just thought you should know.
We just went for a nice brisk walk, and Arrow will be doing whatever the hell he wants for the rest of the evening. (mostly eating string cheese and being adorable)
about ready to start a gofundme to replace my dying water heater with a tankless...
if everyone who's ever wished I would go take a bath pitches in a dollar, this should be over pretty quickly~
if everyone who's ever wished I would go take a bath pitches in a dollar, this should be over pretty quickly~
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
about ready to start a gofundme to replace my dying water heater with a tankless...
if everyone who's ever wished I would go take a bath pitches in a dollar, this should be over pretty quickly~
if everyone who's ever wished I would go take a bath pitches in a dollar, this should be over pretty quickly~
when your son is finished at the salon and they let you know to pick him up
January 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
when your son is finished at the salon and they let you know to pick him up
I am begging food writers to stop describing everything as "nutty."
it gets applied to so many things it doesn't mean anything.
it gets applied to so many things it doesn't mean anything.
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I am begging food writers to stop describing everything as "nutty."
it gets applied to so many things it doesn't mean anything.
it gets applied to so many things it doesn't mean anything.
A reminder, from your pal, Andrew WK
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
A reminder, from your pal, Andrew WK
fricken do it, you won't
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
fricken do it, you won't
the workout industry people like to tell you that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, but they're lying
in this context, it's the Optimum Nutrition vanilla ice cream protein powder, with two big spoonfuls of PB2 peanut butter powder, blended into a pint of oat milk
in this context, it's the Optimum Nutrition vanilla ice cream protein powder, with two big spoonfuls of PB2 peanut butter powder, blended into a pint of oat milk
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
the workout industry people like to tell you that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, but they're lying
in this context, it's the Optimum Nutrition vanilla ice cream protein powder, with two big spoonfuls of PB2 peanut butter powder, blended into a pint of oat milk
in this context, it's the Optimum Nutrition vanilla ice cream protein powder, with two big spoonfuls of PB2 peanut butter powder, blended into a pint of oat milk
News cycle had my body giving me the choices of eat a whole pizza, or get back in the gym
So I opted for back and biceps day (and some glute bridge)
So I opted for back and biceps day (and some glute bridge)
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
News cycle had my body giving me the choices of eat a whole pizza, or get back in the gym
So I opted for back and biceps day (and some glute bridge)
So I opted for back and biceps day (and some glute bridge)
I just want to remind my people that the most punk rock thing you can do right now is keep a level head and support your communities.
They want us to panic. They want us to give up. They want us to isolate.
Community is resistance.
They want us to panic. They want us to give up. They want us to isolate.
Community is resistance.
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I just want to remind my people that the most punk rock thing you can do right now is keep a level head and support your communities.
They want us to panic. They want us to give up. They want us to isolate.
Community is resistance.
They want us to panic. They want us to give up. They want us to isolate.
Community is resistance.
Happy "I think I work here but I don't know what I do anymore" day to those who celebrate
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Happy "I think I work here but I don't know what I do anymore" day to those who celebrate
"after putting a subscription on heated seats you already own, there's no way BMW could be any more anti consumer"
BMW: "hold my jägermeister"
BMW: "hold my jägermeister"
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"after putting a subscription on heated seats you already own, there's no way BMW could be any more anti consumer"
BMW: "hold my jägermeister"
BMW: "hold my jägermeister"
one of the worst parts about taking your dishwasher apart to clean it is there's nowhere I'd rather put all these disgusting parts to be cleaned than into the dishwasher, which is currently in pieces, to be cleaned
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
one of the worst parts about taking your dishwasher apart to clean it is there's nowhere I'd rather put all these disgusting parts to be cleaned than into the dishwasher, which is currently in pieces, to be cleaned
looking forward to the supercut tomorrow of all the awards being presented at the game awards tonight. Should be able to finish it on a smoke break.
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
looking forward to the supercut tomorrow of all the awards being presented at the game awards tonight. Should be able to finish it on a smoke break.
25 years too late to do any good, but the journal that published the study that got all of us eating glyphosate finally retracted it.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Retraction notice to“Safety evaluation and risk assessment of the herbicide roundup and its active ingredient, glyphosate, for humans” [Regul. Toxicol. Pharm. 31 (2000) 117–165]
www.sciencedirect.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
25 years too late to do any good, but the journal that published the study that got all of us eating glyphosate finally retracted it.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
The bright side of being told that Arrow dropped a pound (down to seven) and that he should really get back up to eight, is that I don't have to feel bad about eating string cheese in front of him. Here you go, little dude. Doctor's orders!
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The bright side of being told that Arrow dropped a pound (down to seven) and that he should really get back up to eight, is that I don't have to feel bad about eating string cheese in front of him. Here you go, little dude. Doctor's orders!
Arrested Development tried to tell us 33 years ago.
I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
Arrested Development – Give A Man A Fish - 3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of
YouTube video by Arrested Development
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Arrested Development tried to tell us 33 years ago.
I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
I am god's itchiest warrior
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I am god's itchiest warrior
the irony that being an alcoholic may have been masking my gluten allergy that only started really showing up in the last year and some is almost too much to handle
October 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
the irony that being an alcoholic may have been masking my gluten allergy that only started really showing up in the last year and some is almost too much to handle