How is calling someone a 'fat fuck' insulting? Explain it to me like I'm five?

UK in the 90s: We'd regularly go for pub-lunches. On a Friday it was pretty much traditional.

One time we were treated to a stripper experience when a bunch of guys celebrated their mate's birthday by hiring one for him. She went ... all the way. In a pub. 1pm on a Friday.

Never give up on those dreams :)

(Sticky-out effect achieved with petticoat)

Private schools should be bulldozed and replaced with forests. Let them produce oxygen instead of thieving it.

I know of a radio station that had tickets to an event to give away. No-one wanted them, so in the end one of the presenters got their mum to phone up, use a fake name and 'win' the prize.

What happens if you simply ignore them and, for example, paint your house pink. Do they have HOA cops?

Small Print: Space Marines are not an equal opportunities employer

I have a miniature of the giant hedgehog with the axe. It lives in my Narnian White Witch army for 'Hordes of the Things'.

If they're watching commercial TV then I doubt they know what a book is.

The sausage isn't free. And people turn up to vote in Australia because it's mandatory. It's not just a right, it's a responsibility.

Owning dogs is a red flag.

One of our great parents' evening moments when our children were at junior school was being told that it was obvious that when we went on holiday we took our kids to castles, museums and such-like, because they brought up what they'd seen and learned in class discussions. So some of it stuck :)

What did he do?

I still have these. Not used them for a few years though.

When she was staying with us once, my mother in law once cooked us a stew which required a couple of tablespoons of tomato puree. She used our jar of puree.

Except that it was Thai chilli paste.

I hope that central bit rotates to reveal a secret room!

I don't peel mine when I make chips.