Kapptin_Obvious🖌️
@kapptinkirk.bsky.social
Digital Artist🎨🖌️| Gamer 👾🎮| YouTuber| Eagles 🦅 Fan #GOBIRDS| PSN: KAPPTINKIRK |
Only i would forget my password for my own burner 🤦🏾♂️… time to start from scratch and make a new one
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Only i would forget my password for my own burner 🤦🏾♂️… time to start from scratch and make a new one
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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others
As soon as i clock out im rolling this J and grabbing my tequila 😎
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
As soon as i clock out im rolling this J and grabbing my tequila 😎
Uber xl passenger of one
Quickly!!!
WHATCHU CALL A CHICK WHO DONT SUCK DICK!?!
WHATCHU CALL A CHICK WHO DONT SUCK DICK!?!
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Uber xl passenger of one
It all makes sense now
Visual representation of what ovulation mixed with bottomless mimosas looks like
😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It all makes sense now
Girl come get this *** video and stop playing 😩🥵 #skeetanddelete
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Girl come get this *** video and stop playing 😩🥵 #skeetanddelete
Nothing is warmer than coochie that’s been preheating at 350 degrees, while waiting on you to pull up to drop off beef brisket…😅
a woman sits on the floor in front of an oven with the hashtag #masterchefargentina on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Nothing is warmer than coochie that’s been preheating at 350 degrees, while waiting on you to pull up to drop off beef brisket…😅
A woman with good eye contact can make the strongest man melt…
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A woman with good eye contact can make the strongest man melt…
Getting back into the gym has been the best change I’ve made all year. The way my body changing has helped with my confidence, focus, & discipline is staggering. I can’t wait to see how good things are this time next year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Getting back into the gym has been the best change I’ve made all year. The way my body changing has helped with my confidence, focus, & discipline is staggering. I can’t wait to see how good things are this time next year.
Is it all just about going to pound town these days or do ppl actually take the time to have passionate, lustful, & purposeful sex these days? Causally, with your partner don’t matter. I’m jst saying in general, i feel like everything’s more performative and not purposeful these days maybe im trip’n
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Is it all just about going to pound town these days or do ppl actually take the time to have passionate, lustful, & purposeful sex these days? Causally, with your partner don’t matter. I’m jst saying in general, i feel like everything’s more performative and not purposeful these days maybe im trip’n
I remember being in middle school talking with my homies saying “ I’ll never eat coochie, nah that’s crazy!”
…. Fast forward a few yrs…Now look at me 😅
…. Fast forward a few yrs…Now look at me 😅
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November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I remember being in middle school talking with my homies saying “ I’ll never eat coochie, nah that’s crazy!”
…. Fast forward a few yrs…Now look at me 😅
…. Fast forward a few yrs…Now look at me 😅
It’s something about a woman being drunk with you out and abt and she whisper in your ear. “ stop playing with me and Gimmie that shit” that’s just drives my bald ass crazy 😅
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
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November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s something about a woman being drunk with you out and abt and she whisper in your ear. “ stop playing with me and Gimmie that shit” that’s just drives my bald ass crazy 😅
“If it don’t squirt, we won’t work.” - 2 Niggilations 1-2
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“If it don’t squirt, we won’t work.” - 2 Niggilations 1-2
It’s always the girls with the dimples and glasses that will fuck you down to the floor. LIKE damn Edna calm down
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November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It’s always the girls with the dimples and glasses that will fuck you down to the floor. LIKE damn Edna calm down
Do women still dress in a trench coat with heels and nothing on under it still? I’ve only had 1 queen do this for me and she did her BIG one. I’ve yet to hear 👂🏾 about or experience anything like that again
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Do women still dress in a trench coat with heels and nothing on under it still? I’ve only had 1 queen do this for me and she did her BIG one. I’ve yet to hear 👂🏾 about or experience anything like that again
The best kind is seductive video to receiver from your partner or boo is the suggestive kind. Show me enough to get my heart racing but not enough to give away all the surprises. I need to be on the edge of my seat like I’m waiting for the winning numbers for the lotto.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The best kind is seductive video to receiver from your partner or boo is the suggestive kind. Show me enough to get my heart racing but not enough to give away all the surprises. I need to be on the edge of my seat like I’m waiting for the winning numbers for the lotto.
Polaroid nudes are a lost art and i need it to come back
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Polaroid nudes are a lost art and i need it to come back
Definitely men, because a lot of women got presentation but No TECHNIQUE
Is it harder for women to find a good eater? Or men? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Definitely men, because a lot of women got presentation but No TECHNIQUE
I get on here for the first time today i can see yall tweaking already. Let me roll my J and sit back
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I get on here for the first time today i can see yall tweaking already. Let me roll my J and sit back
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if you haven’t had a good cry in a while please make space for yourself to do so.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
if you haven’t had a good cry in a while please make space for yourself to do so.
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I’m all for eating butt. But if you gone do it, do it responsibly 😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m all for eating butt. But if you gone do it, do it responsibly 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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First trailer for 'Lanterns' was shown at HBO Max Upfront 🟢
• Hal Jordan & John Stewart have been working together for months
• Hal Jordan has seemingly stepped in temporarily for someone else to train John Stewart
• A squirrel Green Lantern is mentioned — likely Ch’p
• Series has a Western vibe
• Hal Jordan & John Stewart have been working together for months
• Hal Jordan has seemingly stepped in temporarily for someone else to train John Stewart
• A squirrel Green Lantern is mentioned — likely Ch’p
• Series has a Western vibe
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
First trailer for 'Lanterns' was shown at HBO Max Upfront 🟢
• Hal Jordan & John Stewart have been working together for months
• Hal Jordan has seemingly stepped in temporarily for someone else to train John Stewart
• A squirrel Green Lantern is mentioned — likely Ch’p
• Series has a Western vibe
• Hal Jordan & John Stewart have been working together for months
• Hal Jordan has seemingly stepped in temporarily for someone else to train John Stewart
• A squirrel Green Lantern is mentioned — likely Ch’p
• Series has a Western vibe
You gotta eat it and beat it like you mean it. #SkeetandDelete
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You gotta eat it and beat it like you mean it. #SkeetandDelete
Dropping some ASMR for the night #SkeetandDelete
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Dropping some ASMR for the night #SkeetandDelete