kori king apologist
@kaplanaltman.bsky.social
i’m the luckiest goose on the planet
now y’all…van goth…why is she kindaaaa
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
now y’all…van goth…why is she kindaaaa
me when someone asks me what’s the name of the loca that’s been missing:
August 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
me when someone asks me what’s the name of the loca that’s been missing:
i’ve been going through the scream franchise again 😄
July 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i’ve been going through the scream franchise again 😄
what’s one horror movie you’d survive and why? i’ll go first:
i would simply leave town and not tell anyone! ghostface will have to butcher through a few movies worth of people to get to me.
i would simply leave town and not tell anyone! ghostface will have to butcher through a few movies worth of people to get to me.
July 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
what’s one horror movie you’d survive and why? i’ll go first:
i would simply leave town and not tell anyone! ghostface will have to butcher through a few movies worth of people to get to me.
i would simply leave town and not tell anyone! ghostface will have to butcher through a few movies worth of people to get to me.
age verification? this was how i’d go on the internet
July 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
age verification? this was how i’d go on the internet
Social anxiety kicked my ass so hard I walked downstairs to heat up my food and try to get something in my stomach in the next ten minutes because I felt bad having to have someone wait for me to finish.
June 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Social anxiety kicked my ass so hard I walked downstairs to heat up my food and try to get something in my stomach in the next ten minutes because I felt bad having to have someone wait for me to finish.
yeah no i feel totally normal having a crush on a coworker it doesn’t make me want to k*ll m*self at all
June 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
yeah no i feel totally normal having a crush on a coworker it doesn’t make me want to k*ll m*self at all
trying to be normal around my cute coworker but god only knows i’m not capable of doing that. he’s eating lunch right across from me and i’m too scared to talk to him.
June 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
trying to be normal around my cute coworker but god only knows i’m not capable of doing that. he’s eating lunch right across from me and i’m too scared to talk to him.
BRING BACK SHOWS WITH SEATS!!! I WANT FRONT ROW TICKETS WITH SEATS!!!
May 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
BRING BACK SHOWS WITH SEATS!!! I WANT FRONT ROW TICKETS WITH SEATS!!!
i farted very loudly twice and the restroom is literally near the collections department so all the nice ladies at the collections department heard me fart loudly twice what if i killed myself?
May 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i farted very loudly twice and the restroom is literally near the collections department so all the nice ladies at the collections department heard me fart loudly twice what if i killed myself?
anyone else in fucking PAIN tonight?
May 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
anyone else in fucking PAIN tonight?
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May 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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me listening to evanescence at 8 // me listening to halsey and evanescence at 30
May 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
me listening to evanescence at 8 // me listening to halsey and evanescence at 30
physically painful to look at
May 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
physically painful to look at
they got me gals (the common cold)
April 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
they got me gals (the common cold)
the pope dying less than a day after meeting with vance
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
the pope dying less than a day after meeting with vance