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Alan Smithee
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Incurable smart-ass. Incredibly masochistic sports fan. Scientist in a former life. Just as opinionated, but not nearly this chatty in person.
The duet between Jason Aldean and Alexis Wilkins (ft. Kid Rock), spending an astonishing 32 weeks at #1 on the country charts. Referred to by some as "if 'Islands in the Stream' was re-written by people who cry at 'Butterfly Kisses.' Rumor is that it's on permanent rotation in Hell's waiting room.
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
..hmm...uh...Amazon Web Services?....
December 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Sounds like one of those classic Alexa/Siri mixups.
Very slowly saying "Battery daddy."
Alexa: "Brassica rapa. Common annual plant species that has been selectively bred into leafy greens like Napa cabbage, turnips, bok choy and many others, much like its close relative Brassica oleracea"
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
And so much for a aaallll that.
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Okay, so probably not.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM